untitled gardening project no. 8

"untitled gardening project no. 8" | Saturday, September 30, 2000 | No. 738
: Eventually, if you bang your head long
enough, the wooden puppet transmogrifies
into a real boy and then you have trouble
with the feds. Until then, it's a shell of a thing,
a thing without a soul. There is no water
inside me, just a little dirt and a silverfish.

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