dongling

"dongling" | Sunday, October 8, 2000 | No. 746
spigot: I AM DONGLING IT
spigot: AND MAKING A MENTAL NOTE TO BONGLE IT
pants: ROUGH CLOSETED SEX
deuce: OKAY NOT ALL THAT CLOSETED
pants: AND LESS ROUGH THAN ONE MIGHT EXPECT
pants: BANG BANG BANG BANG OW OW OW OW
pants: I'M BILL KURTIS
deuce: HOLDING YOU VERY FIRMLY, STILL
pants: KNOWING THE CREME PIE FIGHT IS ABOUT TO START







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