the cockmobile

"the cockmobile" | Saturday, October 21, 2000 | No. 759
pants: THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY
spigot: DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
pants: THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS
spigot: RUN
pants: AND LOCAL COCKS THAT I KNOW AND LOVE
spigot: HUBLUBHLBUHLBULHBLHB WHY DIDN'T I STAY IN SCHOOL







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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