spigot's boutique

"spigot's boutique" | Wednesday, November 1, 2000 | No. 770
spigot: THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE
deuce: UNNNNNGH
spigot: IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
spigot: LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EVERY MORNING
spigot: MMM HURBLE BURBLE LOOK AT ME ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
spigot: I SURE AM GAY
spigot: TIME FOR COCKS
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM BAM BAM THIS IS NO DREAM







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