the closet

"the closet" | Friday, November 3, 2000 | No. 772
spigot: HELP ME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT MY FAT QUEERNESS
deuce: I CAN'T
deuce: I'M STUCK IN THE CLOSET PRETTY SOLIDLY MYSELF
deuce: HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
deuce: MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT OF THE CLOSET
deuce: TOGETHER
spigot: I'D LIKE TO MAKE OUR ENGAGEMENT PUBLIC AT THE END OUR TOILET SEX
deuce: WELL I'M KIND OF NEW AT THIS BUT OKEE DOKE







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"huge holes in the walls" featuring deuce and pants




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