burning man

"burning man" | Monday, November 6, 2000 | No. 775
pants: HELLO ??? AM I LATE FOR BURNING MAN ??? IT IS COLD
pants: THEY PROMISED FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
pants: THIS IS MORE LIKE FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY BLACK DICKS ALL AT ONCE (WITHOUT REMORSE OR AN OUNCE OF POLITENESS I MIGHT ADD)







Tomorrow
"drink plenty of fluids" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.