set the controls for the heart of the sun

"set the controls for the heart of the sun" | Wednesday, November 8, 2000 | No. 777
pants: CRAMCHEESE
pants: NOT AS VIOLENT AS IT COULD BE
pants: WHICH LENDS ITSELF TO THE GOOD BOOK
pants: I HAVE SEEN MANY AN UNLICKED DICK IN MY LIFETIME
pants: COLD
pants: HUNGRY DICKS
pants: WE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN IN OUR AMERICA
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS OVER BURNING DOWN THE MALL THANKS
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS FOR $200
pants: I'LL TAKE UNLICKED DICKS UNDER MY WING AND SHOW THEM THE WAY OF THE WORLD
pants: WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT A SCRIPT NOW







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"huge holes in the walls" featuring deuce and pants




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