jerkcity is for sale

"jerkcity is for sale" | Sunday, November 12, 2000 | No. 781
hanford: YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU READ TOO MANY STRIPS IN A ROW, YOU'LL GET A HEADACHE
rands: I'M JUST HERE TO MEET WITH THE CHIEF WANG INSPECTOR ON OFFICIAL JERKCITY BUSINESS
pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST LICK DICK







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"lower back and neck pains" featuring deuce




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.