pricky

"pricky" | Monday, November 20, 2000 | No. 789
deuce: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME LICKY PRICKY
pants: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE ME CHINAMAN STYLE (OPIUM, PEEING IN MY COKE, RICE, RAILROADS, LAUNDRY)
deuce: I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS "CHINAMAN STYLE" !!!! WE WILL START AT 2:30
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: PENCIL ME IN FOR --
deuce: HEY WAIT A MINUTE IS THIS GOING TO END UP ON JERKCITY
pants: FIRST I TAKE IT UP THE ASS, THEN YOU CRAM IT HARD
pants: AND WE SELL THE VIDEO FOR $79.99
deuce: RIGHT (IN SOME ORDER)
deuce: WITH WALNUTS
pants: UNCANNY, THAT







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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