dick for me (part 2 of 2)

"dick for me (part 2 of 2)" | Saturday, December 2, 2000 | No. 802
deuce: SHUT
pants: AUUUGH YOU PULLED THE FOOTBALL AWAY
spigot: YOU SAY SHUT BUT YOU REALLY MEAN OPEN WIDE
spigot: PLEASE CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "ASIAN TITS"
pants: FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE NUTS
deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE
spigot: SUCKING OFF THE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY, EH
pants: THEY STOOD STILL THIS TIME







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