rape in progress

"rape in progress" | Tuesday, December 19, 2000 | No. 816
penny arcade character: I SURE DO LOVE GIVING HEAD TO THE CAST OF JERKCITY ON A REGULAR BASIS
pants: WE SURE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE
spigot: GIVING US HEAD
deuce: MAKE IT ROUGH
penny arcade character: OH MY STARS AND GARTERS
spigot: IN YOU NOW
rands: RAPE IN PROGRESS
pants: I AM GOING TO SMACK YOUR HEAD HARD ON THE TILE IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE TEETH
penny arcade character: MY NEW NAME IS PUNKY PUNK







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"verification of member information is now due" starring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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