the penny arcade incident

"the penny arcade incident" | Friday, December 22, 2000 | No. 819
pants: MY FELLOW AMERICANS
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLIGIZE FOR THE PENNY ANTE INCIDENT
pants: WE ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO FILM IN NEW JERSEY
pants: APPARENTLY WE GIVE ITALIAN-AMERICANS A BAD NAME
pants: REMEMBER THE TIME MY FACE GOT STUCK LIKE THIS
pants: LET US LEARN FROM THE FUTURE SO WE CAN LOOK BACK AND URINATE ON THE PAST
pants: WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED YOU ASK
pants: IT'S WHAT
pants: OH PENNY ARCADE
pants: THEY ALL LOOK LIKE FUCKING BLOOM COUNTY TO ME
pants: NONSENSICAL SYLLABLES AND PREPOSTEROUS GAY ACTS







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