bedlam

"bedlam" | Sunday, December 24, 2000 | No. 821
pants: CAN'T WAIT FOR THE QUEER XMAS JOKES TO START
rands: T PANTS LET US WORK ON OUR THANKSGIVING COMEDY BITS
spigot: I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS GAGS LINED UP FOR NEW YEAR'S (CHAMPAGNE CORKS AND WHAT NOT)
pants: MY MOUTH SHE IS FOR DICKS
spigot: HOW ABOUT YOU BE THE )(B*$:)( *EG AND I BE THE F)(*DV:#JDFLS
rands: MOOOOOOOOO
rands: SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT THE QUALITY OF DICK
pants: TELL ME MORE AS I AM INTRIGUED AND AROUSED
spigot: )(B*$:)( *EG







Tomorrow
"empty seat" starring deuce and pants




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