season's greetings fuckheads

"season's greetings fuckheads" | Monday, December 25, 2000 | No. 822
pants: SEASON'S GREETINGS FUCKHEADS
: Sally --
: Ran out of time this afternoon, please publish the standard-issue Jerkcity Holidays crapfest.
: Thanks doll!
: --Editor
:
: Not a creature was stirring. They were all in shock from the unstoppable series of blowjobs, one after another.







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