to kill twenty people

"to kill twenty people" | Sunday, December 31, 2000 | No. 828
deuce: MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WILL BE TO KILL TWENTY PEOPLE BEFORE THE YEAR 2002 (BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE WORLD WILL END)
pants: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
pants: HEY WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: IS THIS EVEN THE ICE CAPADES







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