jerkcity, explained

"jerkcity, explained" | Sunday, January 7, 2001 | No. 835
pants: SHOULD WE TELL THEM ???
rands: NOT BEFORE TEA
pants: FOLKS THIS A DUMB CARTOON
rands: FILLED WITH VIOLENCE AND IMMATURE JOKES
pants: BREAKING DOWN THE THIRD WALL
rands: REACH-AROUND COLLEGE & BOARDS
rands: WE ARE WELL AWARE WE'RE CARTOON CHARACTERS
pants: HUHHH
pants: POSTMODERN HOMOPHOBIA
pants: THE SINE QUA NON OF POSTMODERNITY
rands: DOPE, POO
rands: WE CALL THIS OBVIOUS CONSCIOUSNESS
pants: WE KNOW WE ARE BEING WATCHED
pants: SELF-REFERENTIAL IRONY
rands: SUCKING COCKS IN THE BIG STALL
rands: META-POP HYPERAWARENESS
pants: SACKS FULL OF WET SOCKS
rands: SO: POO THEN
pants: NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.