the remarkable world of pants

"the remarkable world of pants" | Tuesday, January 9, 2001 | No. 837
pants: THE REMARKABLE WORLDS OF PANTS
pants: STARRING THE TOILET AREA AND THE BURRITO STAND
pants: WE LAST LEFT OUR HERO UNDER THE UNDERPASS
pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON
pants: NOW WE'RE GOING LIVE TO THE SCENE
pants: IT WAS LIKE I TOLD YOU:
pants: DICKS TO THE LEFT, DICKS TO THE RIGHT
pants: THEN I SAY "HEY ARE YOU GEORGE MICHAEL"
pants: AND OF COURSE HE RUNS OUT
pants: UNLICKED DICKS BY THE BASKET IS ALL I'M ASKING
pants: STANDARD LAUNDRY HAMPER SIZED BASKETS, YES







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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