are you there, god?

"are you there, god?" | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 | No. 859
pants: COCKS
pants: THEY COME AND GO AS THEY PLEASE
pants: WHAT CAN BE DONE
pants: WHAT INDEED
pants: MAN ALIVE I SURE COULD GO FOR A BIG SANDWICH RIGHT NOW
pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME FATPANTS
pants: WHAT DO I PAY YOU A RETAINER FOR
pants: YOU KEEP THOSE COCKS OUT OF MY GARDEN OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF







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