julie andrews

"julie andrews" | Wednesday, December 16, 1998 | No. 86
spigot: JULIE ANDREWS MAY NEVER SING AGAIN!?????????!
deuce: SELF IMMOLATION I PRESUME
pants: TOILETS
spigot: SHE CAN STAR WITH CHRISTOPHER REEVE IN "THE WOMAN WHO CHOKED DOWN THE DICK OF A GUY WHO PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT"
deuce: MY MOUTH IS TOILET COMPLIANT







Tomorrow
"lower back and neck pains" featuring deuce




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