penny-flavored

"penny-flavored" | Saturday, February 10, 2001 | No. 869
pants: I SEE YOU MASTURBATING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT AND I SAY "SLOW IT DOWN TAKE YOUR TIME" ALSO I MET ELVIS IN A PAYTOILET IN GOLDEN GATE PARK
rands: MORE LIKE A BI-CURIOUS CIRCLE JERK
rands: OK WHO'S IN
deuce: DUH
pants: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES BOTH HANDS







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