fan mail

"fan mail" | Monday, February 12, 2001 | No. 871
pants: DEAR GOTH GIRL FROM CANADA !!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR FAN LETTER
pants: AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF SOUL-SEARCHING I HAVE COME TO THIS CONCLUSION
pants: YES, I WILL MARRY YOU
pants: SO SHOULD I JACK LONDON IT TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH OR WHAT
pants: SERIOUSLY CAN YOU HEAR ME ALL THE WAY UP THERE
pants: DO YOU HAVE A PENGUIN PROBLEM LIKE NEW ZEALAND OR BURBANK
pants: ANYHOO SORRY I BEAT OFF ALL OVER YOUR JPEGS
pants: LOVE, PANTS
rands: GIVE IT UP, DUDE







Tomorrow
"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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