fan mail: epilogue

"fan mail: epilogue" | Tuesday, February 13, 2001 | No. 872
pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARENTS (THIS BONG AND THAT DONG)
pants: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE BLOCK ME FROM YOUR SITE I CANNOT STOP JERKING OFF AND I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY DIZZY (AND THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS)
pants: I HAVE APPEARANCES TO KEEP UP YOU KNOW







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