left by the wayside

"left by the wayside" | Monday, March 26, 2001 | No. 913
pants: I, EFFICIENT COCKSUCKING MACHINE
deuce: COULD WE GET A MEASURE OF THAT EFFICIENCY
deuce: I MEAN HOW MANY DICKS GET LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LEFT BY THE WAYSIDE" ????
deuce: YOU KNOW
deuce: THE DICKS THAT FALL DOWN THE SEWER
deuce: THE ONES THAT CRAWL AWAY AND YIPE OUT THE DOOR AND GET THE ATTENTION OF THE POLICE
deuce: ETC.







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