old

"old" | Friday, March 30, 2001 | No. 917
deuce: I AM EXPERIENCING THE PARADOX OF TIME DILATION DUE TO SPECIAL RELATIVITY
pants: I'M OLD
deuce: YOU HAVE BEEN HERE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR ME ALL THIS TIME







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