one eight hundred urine

"one eight hundred urine" | Saturday, March 31, 2001 | No. 918
spigot: 1-800-URINE ISN'T EVEN SEVEN DDDDD OH JESUS YOU'RE SOAKING ME
pants: I CAN'T WEAR THESE CLOTHES TO WORK TOMORROW DUE TO YOUR WETTING
spigot: THIS CLASS IS HARD







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