charles ng

"charles ng" | Saturday, April 7, 2001 | No. 925
pants: DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL
pants: I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT
pants: I DREAMED I BEAT YOU WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY FIST
pants: THEN ME AND SOME FRIENDS ROLLED YOUR BODY IN AN OLD RUG
pants: AND PRETTY MUCH HID YOU OUT BY THE BAYLANDS
pants: AFTER SERVING THE WHOLE DIME IN FOLSOM, I WENT BACK AND DUG YOU UP
pants: BEFORE YOU DIED YOU SAID ONE THING TO ME:
pants: "MUCH MUSIC IS AN INFERIOR PRODUCT COMPARD TO VH-1"
pants: CAN CHARLES NG COME HOME YET ?? ARE WE ALLOWED TO DRINK THE WATER
pants: DO YOU THINK THERE IS DEEPER MEANING IN MY DREAM?? WRITE BACK
pants: LOVE, PANTS
rands: RESTRAINING ORDER CAME THIS MORNING







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