only the lonely

"only the lonely" | Wednesday, December 23, 1998 | No. 93
harriet: FOLKS I'M REALLY TRYING HARD TO ESCAPE MY ESTRANGED HUSBAND'S STALKING AND PHONECALLING...
harriet: ...AND THROAT-PUNCHING
harriet: WELL I RAN INTO A DOOR AGAIN!!!!!
harriet: THEN I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND BANGED MY EYE AGAINST THE FIST-SHAPED TILE
harriet: THEN WHILE DROPPING OFF MY TWO TODDLERS AT DAYCARE...
harriet: I MYSELF WAS DROPPED OFF A THIRD FLOOR HOTEL BALCONY!!!!!
harriet: THAT'LL LEARN ME I GUESS
harriet: OH SHIT I FORGOT GROCERIES







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