big faggoty dick 1 of 3

"big faggoty dick 1 of 3" | Sunday, December 6, 1998 | No. 95
pants: THAT'S RIGHT
pants: THEY ARE LINING UP, TAKING TURNS, KEEPING WATCH, SELLING ME OFF
pants: HATING IT BUT GLAD I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING
pants: MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT ME
pants: I'LL NEVER LEARN
pants: LOST AND CONFUSED
pants: LOST AND CONFUSED WAIT NO BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK
.(pants): THIS SUCKS







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