logo contest epilogue

"logo contest epilogue" | Sunday, May 27, 2001 | No. 974
pants: WE'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY "THANKS" AND "WOW" TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SUBMITTED DESIGNS FOR THE RECENT LOGO CONTEST
rands: WE PROMISE THAT T-SHIRTS WILL GET SENT OUT ASAP
pants: ASAP ???
rands: PDQ !!!
pants: CAN I SUCK THEIR COCKS INSTEAD OF MAILING THEM SHIRTS ???
rands: WE'LL SEE







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