cancer of the bong

"cancer of the bong" | Tuesday, May 29, 2001 | No. 976
rands: AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO MOVE "BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III" TO A FALL RELEASE
pants: I AM BOTH OUTRAGED AND SADDENED
pants: YET I AM ALSO AROUSED AND ERECT
rands: HERE IT COMES
pants: I AM ENGORGED WITH BLOOD
pants: RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR OR WHATEVER IT IS WE DO AROUND HERE
rands: I EXPLAINED THIS BEFORE AND IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE:
pants: LISTENING CAREFULLY
rands: WE CAN'T AFFORD MORGAN FREEMAN AND ASHLEY JUDD
pants: WYNONA FOREVER
rands: WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A BALDWIN
pants: WINO FOREVER







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