on golden pond

"on golden pond" | Friday, June 1, 2001 | No. 979
pants: LET'S TOUCH DICKS
rands: CAN'T WE JUST CUDDLE
spigot: CAN I BORROW A STEPHEN KING NOVEL OR POSSIBLY A NOVELLA
spigot: SERIOUSLY IT'S A LONG TRAIN RIDE BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS I'M GOING AND I'D REALLY LIKE SOME COMPANY
pants: DID YOU LISTEN TO A THING I SAID ???
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE LET US TOUCH DICKS BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP AND WE TURN INTO DUST OR PUMPKINS OR MICE OR WHATEVER
spigot: CARRIE'S SHINING TOMMYKNOCKERS
rands: LET US REQUIRE ADOBE ACROBAT







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