curtain drops

"curtain drops" | Tuesday, January 5, 1999 | No. 99
spigot: SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!!
spigot: I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!!
spigot: NO I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!
spigot: THEN FIND FILE POPS UP WITH "HEY KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE D.A." (GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DESK ACCESSORIES)
spigot: AND PUZZLE'S ALL "FUCK YOU FIND FILE!!!!!!!"
spigot: AND FIND FILE IS ALL: MY NAME IS *****SHERLOCK*****
spigot: THEN A CURTAIN DROPS DOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE MACSBUG
deuce: DUDE THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN







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"a pounding sensation" featuring spigot and pants




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