i am the snow ninja

"i am the snow ninja" | Friday, June 22, 2001 | No. 999
spigot: OF DONGS AND BONGS HOW CAN ONE MAN LICK DICK?!?!
spigot: HELLO?????
spigot: I AM THE SNOW NINJA
deuce: GHGHGH
pants: YOUR HONOR EXHIBIT A THE CONTRACT BETWEEN THIS 'UN AND ME THAT IS I THAT IS ME
deuce: OBJECTION
spigot: FOX PRESENTS WHEN COMMERCIALS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMPLY CUDDLING INSTEAD OF HORRIBLE ANAL RAPE
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: THESE ARE JUST
deuce: MY CONTRACTIONS ARE NOW ONE MINUTE APART
spigot: STOPPING VCR
pants: SO THEN I SUCKED SOME MORE DICKS (IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!!!)
rands: IF YOU ARE AN ARIES, YOU LICK DICK
pants: T DEUCE THE JOKE IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SIGN IS, YOU LICK DICK
deuce: T RANDS YOU DID NOT GIVE ENOUGH EXAMPLES TO MAKE THAT PATTERN CLEAR
rands: OUT OF SPACE







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