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Jerkcity
Jerkcity.png
Author(s) Rands, Spigot, Pants, Deuce, and others
Website http://www.jerkcity.com/
Current status / schedule Updating mostly every day
Launch date 17 August 1998
Genre(s) Humor of the absurd

Jerkcity is a webcomic published almost daily since 17 August 1998. It follows the adventures of its four main characters — Pants, Rands, Deuce, and Spigot — and their nonsensical adventures within the Jerkcity universe. The strip's backgrounds and the appearance of its characters are generated with the long-defunct application Microsoft Comic Chat, which features the artwork of Jim Woodring. The spirit of the strip is summed up in its official motto, "Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."[1].

Contents

[edit] History and Production

The history of Jerkcity stretches back to the mid-to-late 1980s, when Michael Lopp (aka Rands), Tristan A. Farnon (aka Spigot), and two others known to the world only by their handles (Deuce and Pants) met on BBS services in the San Francisco Bay Area. By the mid 1990s, all four were constantly connected to a private chat room, where they blew off steam and amused each other with dick jokes, programming jokes, and other off-color humor. In May 1998, Rands purchased the jerkcity.com domain name independent of any actual use for it; ideas included using the domain for a masturbation resource.

The genesis of the Jerkcity strip itself occurred when Rands discovered Microsoft Comic Chat and decided that, along with the domain name, he now had all the ingredients for creating a comic strip based on the three years of logs from the group's private chat room. He culled jokes from the logs, generated a few sample strips, and put the whole affair on jerkcity.com.

Jerkcity production continues today in much the same way as it has since 1998. First, jokes are culled from the private chat logs. Next, the dialogue is "spoken" by an army of IRC bots while the producer of the strip observes the strip's creation in Microsoft Comic Chat. The producer may then choose to reset the strip and replay the dialogue until the desired combination of timing, framing, and facial expressions is achieved. At this point, the strip may be tweaked using any number of image-manipulation tools. Finally, the strip is run through several automated perl scripts which add the title, credits, URL, and grey text, at which point the strip is queued for publication on jerkcity.com.[1][2][3][4]

[edit] Content

[edit] Characters and Dialogue

Jerkcity features a central cast of four characters — Pants, Rands, Deuce, and Spigot — and a dozen or so minor ones[5]. Almost all characters in the comic strip, including the main characters, are standard characters bundled with Microsoft Comic Chat, and each character is thus depicted using a limited number of pre-existing poses and expressions. As a result, characters will often indicate action through onomatopoeia even though they appear to be doing nothing more than standing in one place and talking[6], and are sometimes covered with censor bars to suggest nudity[7][8]. The strip's dialogue is often absurd, obscene, and/or completely incomprehensible gibberish[9][10], and is occasionally redacted without explanation[11][12]. Because of the inscrutable nature of much of the dialogue, the site contains an official glossary, which helps to explain various slang used in strips, like "HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL" (the onomatopoeic representation of "dicklicking") and "T" (chat lingo meaning "Tell", followed by the name of the person who is being addressed).

[edit] Themes

The primary themes of Jerkcity include drinking [13], drug abuse[14] (especially marijuana[15]), misogyny[16], prostitution[17], gluttony[18], dick jokes[19], homosexuality[20], masturbation[21], oral sex[22], anal sex[23], coprophilia[24], coprophagia[25], urolagnia[26], urophagia[27], sex in public toilets[28] (many strips even take place in a public men's room[29]), glory holes[30], other homosexual [31], homophobic[32], and/or paraphilic activities[33], and computer programming[34]. While certain Jerkcity installments make misguided attempts at bringing some class and refinement to the strip's often crude and ridiculous content[35][36], many other strips indicate that Jerkcity holds no pre-tense of actually being worth reading in the first place[37][38][39][40][41].

[edit] Story

Jerkcity contains almost no character development, plot, storyline, or continuity (it is described by its creator as "a story told out of order"[4]). Sometimes, however, a running joke which demands some level of continuity asserts itself, such as in the Big Faggoty Dick series, the Rape Cops series[42], the Holy God series[43], the Zen Boners series[44], the For Fags series, a series of strips hand-drawn and subtitled in Esperanto due to technical difficulties[45], a period in the autumn of 2000 in which the characters went on strike[46], a series of strips in which Pants refuses to come out from under the sink[47], a series of strips in which the Jerkcity players hold auditions for the role of the Cockbot[48], and a series of strips not featuring Pants or Deuce due to them being "arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D."[49]. In another instance, Spigot and Deuce poke each other in the eye[50]; subsequent strips portray both with an "X" over one eye. Their eyesight was inexplicably cured[51] some two and a half months later. The Jerkcity players occasionally act out scenes from Spigot the Bear, which is ostensibly a T.J. Hooker-like cop drama, although the episodes tend to bear little resemblance to any sort of cop drama and appear instead to be subtle variations on the standard Jerkcity repertoire.

[edit] Real-World Commentary and Interaction

Jerkcity appears to take place in its own universe of endless gay sex and drug abuse, including its own schedule of holidays[52]. However, the strip does occasionally comment on real-world mainstream news ephemera and current events, such as the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal[53], the death of John F. Kennedy, Jr.[54], the Terri Schiavo case[55], the trial of Robert Blake[56], the Laci Peterson abduction[57], Tom Green's battle with testicular cancer[58], the paralysis of Christopher Reeve[59], the murder of Sherrice Iverson by Jeremy Strohmeyer[60], the incarceration of Mumia Abu-Jamal[61], the release from prison and subsequent probation of Kevin Mitnick[62], the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on Manhattan[63], the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami[64], the death of Charlton Heston[65], the cancellation of the 2007 revival of The Bionic Woman[66], the presidential inauguration of Barack Obama[67], the Bernard Madoff investment scandal[68], and even a woman left in a makeshift grave after the flooding of New Orleans[69]. Strips have also included OpenBSD bug reports[70], corrections to this Wikipedia entry[71][72] (including a statement that a contemporary version of this article "needs more references"[73], despite already containing 188 references[74]), ridicule of Wikipedia admin FCYTravis[75][76], ridicule of Wikipedia founder Jimbo Wales[77], and ridicule of Wikipedia in general[78][79][80][81].

In November of 2004, some cast members went to Disneyland and left contact information for Jerkcity fans to send messages while in the park. Staff replied to many of these messages with pictures taken from a cellular phone's built-in camera[82][83].

[edit] Production and Publication

Once or twice a year, comics are substituted with photographs without explanation. In some strips, one of the standard backgrounds is replaced with user-created or submitted images[84][85][86][87]. Although the backgrounds are usually inconsequential to the strip's story, there have been occasions where the background is either a running gag in and of itself or actually affects the story. On 14 June 2004, a series of strips with a white background began; characters noticed the lack of a background and provided commentary[88]. Even though the strip's dialogue soon reverted back to normal, the backgrounds remained white until 7 August 2004[89]. From 26 January 2009 to 21 November 2009, all strips took place, without explanation, in a public men's room[67][90]. After a short hiatus, the men's room background was brought back for another run from 3 December 2009[91] through 2 February 2010[92]. At the logical extreme of the strip's sometimes-cavalier attitude towards the traditional comic strip format, strips are occasionally posted with intentional production errors which render them partially or completely unreadable[93][94][95][96][97].

Although a new Jerkcity strip is usually published every day, there have been periods of respite in the publishing schedule. Sometimes, this is intentional, as when the strip's publishers officially took a vacation in August of 2004[98], but other times, it seems that the Jerkcity team simply forgets that the queue of unpublished strips has gone empty. In these cases, the strip will usually return with an apology of some sort, although the sincerity of these apologies varies widely[99][100][101]. At times, more than one strip per day has been published, as with the publishing of three strips on 30 December 1999[102][103][104] and, two days later, the publishing of two strips on 1 January 2000[105][106]. Notably, Jerkcity's first few months of existence saw the strip published on a haphazard schedule[107]. Despite these inconsistencies, the comic celebrates its own pubishing milestones, as when strip 4000 was published on 19 October 2009[108].

[edit] Cast of characters

[edit] Main

[edit] Supporting

  • Atandt — Some kind of queer gerbil with a fez and lederhosen[137].
  • Bung — An anthropomorphic cat in a kimono[138].
  • Canadian Goth Girl — An off-screen goth girl from Canada with no dialogue who Pants corresponds with[139], marries[140], and murders[141], with varying degrees of success.
  • Cock Zombie[142][143]/Dick Zombie[144] — Mentioned repeatedly by Pants but never seen.
  • Cockbot — Played by a rotating cast of robots and often appears off-screen with no dialogue[145][146].
  • Dick — An anthropomorphic dog who carries a cane; arguably Jerkcity's angriest character[147].
  • Effigy — Often features a rotating cast of billiard balls in place of a head[148][149].
  • Hanford — Wears a paper bag over his head and acts as the strip's director[150].
  • Harriet — A woman, and the talkiest of the female characters. Like all female characters in the strip, she is portrayed stereotypically, interested only in marrying for money, treating her husband only as a sperm donor to enable her to have children, and a willing and complicit recipient of spousal abuse[151][152]. In later strips, she appears credited only as "girl"[153] and often appears completely uncredited (presumably to reinforce her image of being a stereotype)[154], eventually resulting in a series of strips where she mentions that a contemporary version of this Wikipedia article[155] claims that her name is just "girl"[156] and plaintively requests to be given a name[157].
  • Inebriated Crustacean — A drunken lobster who eats things he finds; introduced to Jerkcity by Pants[158].
  • Jean-Charles — A bumbling French waiter, an off-screen character with no dialogue[159].
  • Mouse Cursor — A Windows 95-style arrow cursor which makes unexplained but semi-regular uncredited appearances in the strip, generally appearing more often in strips from the late 2000s onwards[160][161][162][163].
  • Net — A hipster with long hair and piercings; possibly even more obsessed with penises and gay sex than any of the other characters[164][165].
  • Ozone — A grumpy old man who often has dialogue consisting solely of output and error messages from UNIX commands[166][167] and who appears to prefer eating pot to smoking it[168].
  • Plant — A plant that appears in the background of many strips, but is only shown to be conscious in one[169]. Naturally, it is thinking about cocks.
  • Renaissance Man — A caveman introduced to Jerkcity by Spigot[170]. He has no semblance of modern language, although he appears to slowly be learning[171].
  • Uncredited Woman — A woman who appears from time to time, sometimes with dialogue[172]. In 2009, she appeared in a number of strips and reacted to other characters' dialogue, but neither spoke nor was credited[173][174][175].

[edit] One-Time Appearances

  • Adolf Hitler — Former chancellor of Germany. Appears arbitrarily for a single strip and demands that the characters play with his ball(s)[176].
  • Brian Peppers — Comments on the addition of his own holiday to the Jerkcity calendar[177].
  • Jesus Christ — Appears in a single strip, apparently responding to Pants' request to "show us your tits"[178].
  • John Ashcroft — 79th Attorney General of the United States. Appears in one strip without dialogue, although Pants offers him a handjob[179].
  • Toilet — A French human waste receptacle which, naturally, discusses oral sex[180].

[edit] References to other comics

[edit] Collected editions

  • The Big Book of Jerkcity (ISBN 0-966-33118-4) was released on April 20, 2003. Two-hundred hand-numbered paperback copies were printed. The book sold out and is out of print. The contents included strips from the first five years, an introduction by Rands and a glossary that has since been updated and added to the website[195][196].

[edit] Music

From time to time, Jerkcity releases musical interludes as DJ RAPEKIT.

[edit] References

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  7. ^ "Nearly Noon". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2905.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  8. ^ "Problem". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3208.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
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  36. ^ "Slumber Party". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity378.html. Retrieved 2009-10-24. 
  37. ^ "Untitled No. 3". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity659.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  38. ^ "It Just Has To Be Daily". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity689.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
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  42. ^ "Rape Cops Part 1: The Thin Blue Line". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity635.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  43. ^ "Holy God (Part 1 Of 3)". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity351.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  44. ^ "Mousing Around". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity580.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  45. ^ "Technical Difficulties". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity660.html. Retrieved 2009-10-13. 
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  47. ^ "Under The Sink 1". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1574.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  48. ^ "Cockbot Tryouts Part 1 Of 3". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2590.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  49. ^ "Play With My Balls". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2774.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  50. ^ "You Win This Round". http://jerkcity.com/jerkcity3014.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  51. ^ "Fuck A Duck". http://jerkcity.com/jerkcity3089.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  52. ^ "Hoildays". http://www.jerkcity.com/holidays.txt. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  53. ^ "Cluster To Hump And Kiss". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2043.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  54. ^ "Ongoing Converage". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity290.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  55. ^ "Food Tube". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2337.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  56. ^ "Money Train". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1299.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  57. ^ "Laci". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1910.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  58. ^ "Tom Green". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity984.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  59. ^ "Spigot Is Lois Lane". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity246.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  60. ^ "Casino Toilet". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2116.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  61. ^ "Political Activist". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity832.html. Retrieved 2010-01-02. 
  62. ^ "Yay Kevin Is Free". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity529.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  63. ^ "Who's On Top Now". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1130.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  64. ^ "Tsunami Victims Aid". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2287.html. Retrieved 2009-09-18. 
  65. ^ "Cold Dead Hands". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3445.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  66. ^ "We Hardly Knew Ye". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3411.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  67. ^ a b "Yes We Can". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3738.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  68. ^ "Okay Tonight". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3788.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  69. ^ "Here Lies Vera Rest In Peace". http://jerkcity.com/jerkcity2514.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  70. ^ "Hey Theo". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1110.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  71. ^ "With Your Mom Dot Com". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2819.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  72. ^ "Not My Problem". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2932.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  73. ^ "Nuts to That". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity4171.html. Retrieved 2010-04-17. 
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  75. ^ "Diaper Fetish". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3042.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  76. ^ "Fake Moustache And All". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3044.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  77. ^ "Donut Field". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3374.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  78. ^ "Unhelpful Edits". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3153.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  79. ^ "Wikipedia Sucks". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3070.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  80. ^ "It Must Be True I Read It On Wikipedia". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2650.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  81. ^ "Tell The Wikitruth". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3438.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  82. ^ "Pantsdisneyland". http://www.jerkcity.com/pantsdisneyland/. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  83. ^ "Picture Of A Hungry Bear". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2202.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  84. ^ "That Joy Division Song". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2838.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  85. ^ "Weather Supercenter". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3124.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  86. ^ "Vwoop Vwoop". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3274.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  87. ^ "Please Call My Bbs". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3129.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  88. ^ "White Out". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2081.html. Retrieved 2010-04-20. 
  89. ^ "When The End Comes It Might Be Messy". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2135.html. Retrieved 2010-04-20. 
  90. ^ "First Day Of Boot Camp". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity4033.html. Retrieved 2009-11-25. 
  91. ^ "Let Them Collide". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity4042.html. Retrieved 2009-12-16. 
  92. ^ "Especially The Cheap Stuff". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity4101.html. Retrieved 2010-02-06. 
  93. ^ "Undefined". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3541.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  94. ^ "The Hebrew God". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1489.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  95. ^ "The Gang's All Here". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3580.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  96. ^ "Fail At Jerkcity". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3417.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  97. ^ "Hoax". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2947.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  98. ^ "Gone Fishing". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2136.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  99. ^ "Gay Fatness". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1032.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  100. ^ "May Cause Dizziness". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3946.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  101. ^ "Gone Fishing". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3998.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  102. ^ "Sign My Guestbook". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity457.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  103. ^ "Nothing But The Face". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity458.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  104. ^ "Holy Mary Mother Of God". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity459.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
  105. ^ "Y2GAY". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity461.html. Retrieved 2009-10-19. 
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  109. ^ "Jesus And Allah Being Totally Gay Together". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2602.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
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  114. ^ "Mars". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1243.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  115. ^ "Sucking Dick At Office Depot". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1061.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  116. ^ "E5". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1690.html. Retrieved 2010-04-19. 
  117. ^ "In Which Pants Scares Spigot With The Weird Pants Face". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2737.html. Retrieved 2010-04-19. 
  118. ^ "More Like A Mouth Story". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2305.html. Retrieved 2010-04-19. 
  119. ^ "Bring It". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity4148.html. Retrieved 2010-04-19. 
  120. ^ "Trying To Help". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3191.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  121. ^ "Rands Is Boring". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1505.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  122. ^ "Standard Query Language". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1795.html. Retrieved 2009-09-05. 
  123. ^ "Source Of Protein". http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1839.html. Retrieved 2010-04-19. 
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