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:Partita: VIOLIN SOLO NO. 3 IN E BY JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH
spigot: IT TOOK HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS FOR TINY DICKLICKERS TO EVOLVE, GIVING OFF OXYGEN
spigot: BUT THAT BRANCH DIDN'T LEAD TO US
spigot: OTHERS PRODUCED COLONIES OF POLYPS AND STARFISH, EVOLVING TENTACLES TO DIRECT FOOD INTO A PRIMITIVE MOUTH
spigot: BUT WE DON'T COME FROM STARFISH
spigot: ONE LINE TOOK TO THE STALLS, DEVELOPING DEXTERITY AND BECAME COCKSUCKERS
:line: BY SUSAN BROWN AND NASA/JPL VISUALIZATIONS BY JIM BLINN DEPICTING ANIMATED, COORDINATE-BASED COCKSUCKERS AND VECTOR-INTERPOLATED DICKLICKERS SUCKING COCKS AND LICKING DICKS
pants: AND THAT TAKES US BACK TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN: FAG FISH PUMPING AND SUCKING