BoneQuest No. 1567

pants: TIRED OF WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CRAM IT FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE UPPPER MANAGEMENT
net: THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY YOU KNOW
deuce: JUST CRAM IT AT YOUR OWN PACE IS WHAT I'VE FOUND WORKS IN THE GAY BUSINESS WORLD
pants: WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME
deuce: YES AND NO
deuce: YES IN THAT I WILL RAPE YOU AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN
deuce: AND NO IN THAT GAHGLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGH BORED
pants: WELL THEN
pants: WE SHOULD GET STARTED IMMEDIATELY (ROLLS UP SHIRT SLEEVES)
pants: URK OOF WELL GREAT I"M STUCK IN UPPERCASE AGAIN