No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,137 | 11/20/2015 |
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not another word spigot: PLAINTIFF IN-N-OUT BURGERS, A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION ("PLAINTIFF" OR "IN-N-OUT") BY AND THROUGH ITS UNDERSIGNED COUNSEL
spigot: HAMBURGER SANDWICHES AND CHEESEBURGER SANDIWCHES, HOT COFFEE, AND MILKSHAKES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 030); MILK AND FRENCH FRIED POTATOES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 029);
spigot: NOT ANOTHER WORD UNTIL I SEE A LAWYER |
spigot |
#burgers #court #donk-donk #fatness #in-n-out #law #lawyer #sfw #spigot-solo #trademark #woodring-stairs-background |
2,663 | 2/12/2006 |
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not cowboys but still quite gay deuce: I CAN'T QUIT YOU
pants: ORBITING LIKE SATELLITES |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #brokeback-mountain #cowboy #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw #space #space-cowboy |
4,152 | 3/26/2010 |
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not dead pants: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE FAGS |
pants |
#mcdonalds #pants-solo #shakespeare #theater #tom-stoppard #woodring-field-background |
1,289 | 4/12/2002 |
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not enough curry atandt: I NEVER MET A POO I DIDN'T LIKE
pants: CURRY GIVES IT FLAVOR
atandt: I MEANT PLATONICALLY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #coprophagia #plant #poo #woodring-field-background |
6,637 | 5/5/2017 |
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not even dead yet deuce: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT MY KINDLE AT YOUR HOUSE (CHECK BEHIND THE HEADREST OF THE BED, IT PROBABLY FELL OFF BEHIND THE BED) JUST CRAM YOUR FACE/ASS IN THERE AND FIND OUT
pants: CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON NOT TO WEDGE MY FACE AND HEAD AND ARM BETWEEN THE HEADREST AND THE WALL SO HERE WE GO!!!
pants: THE CATS ARE BITING ME AND I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET |
deuce pants |
#cats #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #kindle |
4,512 | 4/9/2011 |
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not even humans pants: NOBODY LIKES ANAL (NOT EVEN HUMANS)
deuce: PORNSTARS SURE DON'T
deuce: THEIR PAINFUL GRIMACE REVEALS THEIR SORROW
pants: DOES MY GAY MOUSTACHE LOOK GAY (WITH THIS COCK NEARBY) (HOVERING) |
deuce pants |
#anal #angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #moustache #porn |
6,070 | 9/12/2015 |
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not even thinking gay things pants: RUB-A-DUB-DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND ME IN SEPARATE BATHROOMS NOT EVEN THINKING GAY THINGS
deuce: CLEARLY THAT'S SUSTAINABLE SO IT'S OKAY
deuce: WHATEVER THAT FUCKING WORD MEANS BECAUSE IT'S USED SO OFTEN IN SO MANY COMPLETELY UNRELATED CONTEXTS
pants: JUSTIFY ME
deuce: CAN I JUST SHOOT MYSELF NOW
pants: WOMEN IN TECH |
deuce pants |
#bathroom #buzzwords #deuce-pants #fannypacks #gay #irc #suicide #women #woodring-field-background |
3,934 | 8/10/2009 |
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not fire pants: BLARGH JIZZ BOMB
deuce: BOOOOOOOOOM
deuce: IT'S LIKE NAPALM EXCEPT IT'S JIZZ NOT FIRE
pants: CHRIST THAT STUFF MAKES ME HARD |
deuce pants |
#bomb #deuce-pants #frog #jizz #napalm #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
3,954 | 9/1/2009 |
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not for sale pants: JERKCITY IS NOT FOR SALE (SORRY DISNEY) |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #disney #pants-solo #urinal-background |
9,107 | 2/23/2024 |
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not funny spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU |
#china #e-commerce #potomac-background #rapekit #spigot-solo #temu |
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341 | 9/8/1999 |
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not gay spigot: I LOVE GIRLS EVERYONE
spigot: I'M STRAIGHT
spigot: HATING FAGS RIGHT NOW
spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
spigot: MMM HURR LOVING DICK
spigot: NOT GAY PEOPLE
deuce: T SPIGOT I GOT YOUR MAIL AND CAME AS SOON AS I COULD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #hurr #not-gay #woodring-field-background |
8,082 | 5/5/2021 |
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not gay not gay not gay deuce: I'M SAYING THAT WHATEVER I AM, AND IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR AT THIS POINT
deuce: IT'S THE DIAMETRICAL OPPOSITE OF GAY
deuce: THERE'S GAY AND THEN THERE'S ME
deuce: TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS
deuce: CAN WE MAKE A CHANNEL #NOT-GAY THAT ONLY I CAN JOIN TO DEMONSTRATE THIS FACT
deuce: HELLO IS THIS THING EVEN ON
pants: I BELIEVE YOUHONEY NOW FOLLOWME TO THEBATHROOM
deuce: WAIT THIS ISN'T THE BATHROO
deuce: GREAT I FELL INTO ANOTHER WORMHOLE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #irc #not-gay #science-fiction #somber-deuce #space #trap #woodring-stairs-background #wormhole |
2,726 | 4/17/2006 |
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not girls, not fast cars pants: SERIOUSLY, FLAPPITY BATS ARE ON MY MIND THESE DAYS (NOT GIRLS, NOT FAST CARS, NOT PUNCHING PROSTITUTES AND RUNNING AWAY, JUST FLAPPITY BATS)
pants: SITTING ON THE TOILET, FORCING MY BIG WHITE DOPEY AMERICAN DICK TO POINT DOWN INTO THE BOWL INSTEAD OF SQUIRTING PISS ALL OVER THE HERE AND THERE
ozone: WINDOWSMEHARD DISK PICTURE 1
pants: IF YOU THINK THIS IS EASY YOU SHOULD TRY IT |
ozone pants |
#bat #dj-rapekit #flappity-bat #green-background #huffy-pants #ozone-green-beard #ozone-pants #pants-discolored-leg #piss #prostitute #prostitutes #toilet #windows-me |
7,658 | 3/8/2020 |
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not great not terrible deuce: THERE WILL NEVER BE A LAST CASE
pants: somebody fucked a monkey
deuce: why is everyone being such a baby it's only killed (looks at paperwork) 3.6 roentgens ... not great, not terrible |
deuce pants |
#aids #angry-panel #cappuccino #chernobyl #clorox #coffee #covid-19 #current-events #deuce-pants #grey-background #huffy-pants #monkey #radiation #science |
2,420 | 6/14/2005 |
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not guilty spigot: THE DONG WHISPERER
deuce: I THINK I DESERVE A **BLOWJOB**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG SHOUTER
deuce: I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL AND I LIKE **BLOWJOBS**
spigot: OKAY THE DONG LICKER
deuce: IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DONG IS IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
3,328 | 12/13/2007 |
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not hard enough : DEUCE LEAVES CHANNEL FAGGOT
net: WHEN THE DEUCE LEAVES I JUST SLAM MY NUTS IN A DRAWER AND THEN I DON'T MISS HIM SO MUCH
(net): NOT HARD ENOUGH -- STILL MISS HIM |
deuce net |
#caption #deuce-net #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #gravy #irc #not-gay #the-deuce #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
3,504 | 6/6/2008 |
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not having any idea deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA
spigot: DUH?!?!
deuce: I THINK SO YES !!!
spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED
deuce: NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING
spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED |
deuce spigot |
#confused #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dongs #exhausted #tired #woodring-stairs-background |
7,723 | 5/12/2020 |
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not heard one spigot: HAVE NOT HEARD ONE SINGLE HEALTH CARE WORKER SAY THANK YOU |
spigot |
#covid-19 #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
4,897 | 5/27/2012 |
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not heaven at all deuce: IS THIS HEAVEN
pants: IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SEE AN ANGEL
deuce: LGAGAGHLAGGAH HLGHGHLGHLGH GAHLAGHAG LHGAHLG MY JESUS GOD THIS IS NOT HEAVEN AT ALL
pants: HLAHGLAH GLAHLGHALGHLAH GLHAGLH LAHLAG THIS IS THE JERSEY TURNPIKE HALGHALUG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven #huffy-pants #jesus #new-jersey #red-background |
462 | 1/1/2000 |
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not helping pants: SERIOUSLY CAN I EAT IT DOES IT GO IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
pants: WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE HELP ME OUT CHIEF SHOW ME THE MONEY
pants: YOU CATCH IT ONCE
pants: YOU CATCH IT TWICE
pants: YOU CATCH IT WITH YOUR LOVE DEVICE |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #kmfdm #love #love-device #mouth #mouth-of-pants #rhyming #woodring-stairs-background |
3,310 | 11/25/2007 |
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not helping at all deuce: I'M A VAMPIRE
atandt: SUCK THIS
deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING ME JERK OFF |
atandt deuce |
#enclave #jerking-off #mousehole #somber-deuce #sucking #vampire #white-background |
3,255 | 10/1/2007 |
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not his living room spigot: THIS ISN'T MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!
spigot: HANG ON PORN STARS AT THE DOOR
spigot: NOPE, STONED |
spigot |
#marijuana #porn #spigot-solo #stoned #woodring-room-background |
3,694 | 12/13/2008 |
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not hung up deuce: CLICK BOOOOOOOOO
deuce: ME HANGING UP THE PHONE
spigot: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
spigot: IT'S NOT HUNG UP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #filler-panel #phone #sfw #telephone #telephony #woodring-den-background |
1,626 | 3/14/2003 |
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not i, said the deuce net: WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME
deuce: I SHALL NOT (GROPING YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK)
net: OKAY THEN ANY OTHER TAKERS
deuce: WHICH I GUESS WOULD BE YOUR ASS (STILL GROPING WHILE I TALK)
net: YOU COULD BE DOING A REACHAROUND
deuce: SIR I'LL DO WHAT I LIKE (STILL AT IT) |
deuce net |
#ass #be-gay-with-me #deuce-net #gay #groping #reacharound #the-deuce #woodring-field-background |
5,490 | 2/8/2014 |
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not in a gay way pants: BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY MORE OF AN ACADEMIC EXERCISE
deuce: PLANNING TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT IT, NEVER DOING IT |
deuce pants |
#college #deuce-pants #education #gay #woodring-field-background |
7,038 | 6/28/2018 |
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not infinite but arbitrarily high |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #math #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
4,105 | 2/6/2010 |
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not judging you pants: OH GOD ARE YOU BEATING OFF TO THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
pants: JUST NOD ONCE FOR THE PRINCESS OR TWICE FOR THE FROG (NOT JUDGING YOU)
deuce: SILENCE
deuce: NODDING THREE TIMES (BOTH)
pants: HOLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #disney #frog #mouse-cursor #once-for-x-twice-for-y #woodring-room-background |
2,226 | 12/2/2004 |
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not just cold water pants: CAN WE WHAT
spigot: CROSSTALK CHANGE THE WATER IN THIS THING UNINTELLIGIBLE NOT JUST THE COLD WATER I LIKE THE WHOLE BONG CHILLED
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGG YEAH THE G KEY WORKS
spigot: CHECK ONE TWO
pants: HI HELLO TESTING IS THIS THING ON TEST TEST
spigot: I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY |
pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dope #ham-radio #keyboard-testing #marijuana #radio #woodring-field-background |
5,279 | 6/29/2013 |
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not lying : SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM.
pants: T SPIGOT COME BACK I HAVE A REAL BONER NOW
pants: THIS TIME
pants: NOT LYING ABOUT MY BONER |
pants spigot |
#boner #coy-pants #mousehole #pants-spigot #spigot-leaves #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
2,332 | 3/18/2005 |
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not me pants: PORN AND DICK
spigot: ABSOLUTELY IN THAT ORDER
pants: HAVE WE GOT A CONSENSUS HERE
pants: IT'S DICK WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT
spigot: NOT ME |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #porn #white-background |
3,093 | 4/22/2007 |
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not me spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY BALLS OUT UNTO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
spigot: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES
deuce: NOT ME
spigot: HI
deuce: I SAID NOT ME |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #usa #woodring-field-background |
5,747 | 10/24/2014 |
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not mine pants: HUGE DONGS
deuce: IT AIN'T MY RODEO
deuce: BIG DONGS
pants: K |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dongs |
4,134 | 3/8/2010 |
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not my fault deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #incontinence #love #mouth #woodring-room-background |
2,932 | 11/10/2006 |
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not my problem pants: WHY WON'T WIKIPEDIA DELETE THE JERKCITY ARTICLE
atandt: UH WELL
pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHY !!! BECAUSE THEY ARE CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF COMMUNISTS, GOLDBRICKERS, LAYABOUTS, BACKHANDERS, GRIFTERS, SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS AND CARD-CARRYING NAMBLA MEMBERS
atandt: OH MY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #comic-chat #coy-pants #green-background #meta #nambla #wikipedia |
5,634 | 7/3/2014 |
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not on my watch effigy: COMMAND-OPTION : REBUILDS THE DESKTOP
spigot: NOT ON MY WATCH (SPLURK, SPLORT) |
effigy spigot |
#effigy-spigot #macintosh #mountain-background #uncredited-character |
9,128 | 3/15/2024 |
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not once spigot: YOU KNOW I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I ASKED _HOW_ MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE MURDERED
spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE MORE WATER |
#colored-text #murder #no-title-card #spigot-solo #wife #woodring-room-background |
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3,682 | 12/1/2008 |
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not poop deuce: I BEAT OFF TO THE SMELL OF POOP
deuce: I MEAN HOT CHICKS
deuce: HOT CHICKS
deuce: NOT POOP |
deuce |
#beating-off #cocks #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #poo #white-background |
2,549 | 10/22/2005 |
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not real after all pants: BUT IF THIS ISN'T REALITY THEN WHAT IS REAL
pants: THAT BELL'S GONNA BE HARD TO UNRING |
pants |
#die-trying #existential #hitler #jacking-off #nonstandard-second-panel #pants-solo #philosophy #reality #woodring-den-background |
520 | 2/28/2000 |
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not real bananas spigot: THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK TELL ME IT'S TIME FOR DOPE
spigot: THEY'RE NOT REAL BANANAS, THEY JUST WEAR PAJAMAS FOR THE SHOW
deuce: LIAR |
deuce spigot |
#altered #banana #bananas-in-pajamas #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #marijuana #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
4,566 | 6/4/2011 |
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not really a solution spigot: DRAWING DICKS ON MY FACE, PRETENDING TO PASS OUT (NOT REALLY A SOLUTION) |
spigot |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #spigot-solo |
7,224 | 12/31/2018 |
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not really asking deuce: wanna touch my junk
deuce: okay I'm not really asking |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gay #junk #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
7,668 | 3/18/2020 |
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not so loud spigot: i ask that you kindly address my neurodiversity
spigot: OW GOD NOT SO LOUD
spigot: STOP
spigot: never mind jesus
spigot: oh there's nobody there |
spigot |
#autism #jesus #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
3,406 | 2/29/2008 |
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not stopping him deuce: COCKSUCKING BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLED BY THE PANCREAS
pants: EEW
deuce: AS WE ALL LEARNED IN SCIENTICIAN STUDY
pants: GROSSED OUT BY THE PANCREAS PART OF THE COCKSUCKING
deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING YOU IS IT
pants: NO SIR |
deuce pants |
#anatomy #cocksucking #deuce-pants #mousehole #science #woodring-room-background |
4,684 | 10/15/2011 |
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not sure spigot: DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL
bung: T SPIGOT HI [NOT SURE] |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #mountain-background #sfw |
3,282 | 10/28/2007 |
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not sure if it's time spigot: NOT SURE IF IT'S TIME FOR SECONDARY, TERTIARY BONG HITS?!?!?!
deuce: QUATERNARY
spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS DODECAHEDRONARY |
deuce spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dodecahedronary #drunk-deuce #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
5,916 | 4/11/2015 |
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not sure if you're up spigot: NOT SURE IF YOU'RE UP AT 3AM BUT WE GOT A HOT SUPPORT ISSUE HERE
spigot: ARE YOU NOT BY YOUR PHONE? LEAVING A VOICEMAIL 3:14AM
spigot: HEY ME AGAIN |
spigot |
#devops #early-morning-spigot #me-again #phone-tag #photo-background #sfw #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #tech-support #voicemail |
8,267 | 11/6/2021 |
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not that kind deuce: I'M A HEXAGON
pants: RAPING YOU WITH AN IKEA WRENCH
deuce: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF HEXAGON
pants: NOW YOU ARE |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #ikea #rape |
1,304 | 4/27/2002 |
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not that scott adams deuce: HOW ABOUT THAT SCOTT ADAMS' ADVENTURE WHERE YOU HAD TO KNOW WHAT FLOTSAM AND JETSAM MEANT ????
pants: BERT AND NORD GROPE EACH OTHER IN THE JOHN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #single-panel #text-adventure #woodring-stairs-background |
6,405 | 8/28/2016 |
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not the dicks you wished you licked spigot: YOU GO TO WAR WITH THE DICKS YOU'VE LICKED, NOT THE DICKS YOU WISHED YOU'D LICKED |
spigot |
#dicklicking #donald-rumsfeld #quote #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
2,742 | 5/3/2006 |
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not the face spigot: NOT THE FACE
spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF
spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK
pants: A MOUSETRAP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK
pants: GREAT UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE MY ASS THIS IS A GAY TOILET
spigot: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD AN AVI OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE DOOR
pants: !!??
spigot: WAIT I MIGHT BE ON THERE
pants: TOO LATE NOW, BEATING OFF ANYWAY |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #deja-vu #filetype #infocom #mousetrap #pants-spigot #punctuation #urinal-background #zork |
1,770 | 8/5/2003 |
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not the face deuce: GHLUAHLHALHULAG
pants: YOU THINK SO HUH
deuce: HBLUHGLAHULAHBAG
pants: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME
deuce: BLGAUHLGABHLUHLAUBAG
pants: NOT THE FACE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #face #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
2,056 | 5/20/2004 |
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not the fucking muppet show spigot: I AM WATCHING FIVE DIFFERENT MORONS RE-ASSEMBLE THEIR RESPECTIVE STAR WARS DISPLAYS / BABYLON 5 DISPLAYS / WHATEVER ACTION-FIGURE BULLSHIT DISPLAYS IN THEIR NEWER, SMALLER CUBES
spigot: WOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RULED!!!!!!!!!
spigot: LET'S TURN OUR CABINETS INTO DIARAMAS TO PROVE IT |
spigot |
#action-figures #babylon-5 #bonequest-hi-fi #cubicles #dioramas #muppets #spigot-solo #star-wars #typo |
5,896 | 3/22/2015 |
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not the mean one pants: JUST PLEASE CALL 911 AND TELL THEM TO SEND THE RANGER
pants: THE NICE RANGER NOT THE MEAN ONE
spigot: I'M ON THE PHONE
pants: I SAID NOT THE MEAN JUDGMENTAL RANGER
spigot: ROOTKITS, BOTNETS, BEATNIKS, DICKLICKS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #beatnik #beatniks #blue-background #bot-net #botnet #botnets #dial-911 #dick-lick #dicklick #dicklicking #dicklicks #nice-ranger #on-phone #pants-spigot #ranger #root-kit #rootkit #rootkits #telephone #telephony |
5,544 | 4/3/2014 |
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not the other way around pants: TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM AND _THEN_ THEY DO ANAL
pants: NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
deuce: HUH
pants: I KNOW RIGHT
deuce: ARE YOU SURE |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #hose #huffy-pants #prostitute |
5,997 | 7/1/2015 |
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not the same thing deuce: MENTAL NOTE: ALICIA *DEL* RIO IS NOT THE SAME THING AS ALICIA RIO
deuce: SORRY CONTINUE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #porn #shemale #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
3,530 | 7/2/2008 |
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not too particular pants: PLEASE JERK SLOWER
pants: OR FILM YOURSELF AND LET ME WATCH IT IN SLOW MOTION LATER
pants: I'M NOT TOO PARTICULAR |
pants |
#jerking #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
3,531 | 7/3/2008 |
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not too well no spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WORKED AT JERKCITY
pants: NOT TOO WELL NO |
pants spigot |
#meta #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
3,426 | 3/20/2008 |
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not understanding : HE'S NOT A REAL BEAR YOU KNOW
spigot: OKAY TOOK A DUMP IN HER CUBE AND SHE STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME HER PHONE
spigot: NOT UNDERSTANDING |
spigot |
#caption #cubicles #poo #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
5,166 | 3/8/2013 |
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not very bright pants: T DEUCE J-DATE ME
deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
pants: T DEUCE I DON'T KNOW WORDS JUST COME OUT SOMETIMES
deuce: I WILL ONLY CHRISTIAN MINGLE WITH YOU AND THAT'S FINAL
hanford: FREEZE-FRAME: PANTS AND DEUCE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT |
deuce hanford pants |
#deuce-hanford-pants #sfw |
4,730 | 12/1/2011 |
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not wearing a shirt pants: T DEUCE YOUR X-RAY VISION WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL
deuce: T PANTS I ABJECTLY APOLOGIZE BUT AM STILL LOOKING AT YOUR TITS (UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT)
deuce: OH WAIT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT
pants: ALSO I SLICED OFF MY BOOBIES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #shirtless #tits #woodring-field-background #x-ray |
3,830 | 4/28/2009 |
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not what he's waiting for pants: WAITING FOR GODOT PEOPLE
spigot: T PANTS THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WAITING FOR |
pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #godot #mouth #pants-spigot #samuel-beckett #urinal-background #waiting-for-godot |
8,416 | 4/3/2022 |
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not working spigot: READING A THREAD WHICH PURPORTS TO "MAKE YOU GAY"
spigot: WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:NOT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: WORKING
spigot: OKAY THAT'S A NICE SCONCE |
#emoji #fixtures #furniture #gayness #sconce #sfw #spigot-smiles #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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3,123 | 5/22/2007 |
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not working spigot: THIS DICK/PRICK DIET IS *****NOT WORKING*****
deuce: DUDE YOU ARE NOT EATING THE PRESCRIBED FOODS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #diet #medicine #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
7,300 | 3/16/2019 |
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NOTB deuce: need an accurate up-to-date figure on the number of trolls blown (NOTB)
pants: 2 |
deuce pants |
#acronym #deuce-pants #single-panel #teal-background #troll #troll-blowing |
8,523 | 7/19/2022 |
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note books deuce: I ORDERED NEW NOTEBOOKS!!! I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD RUN OUT!!!!!
pants: MOLESKIN OR FIELD BOOK????? CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY WISE TRAVELLER SAID THE DUNGEON MASTER WHO WAS ALSO A VAMPYRE
deuce: AHEM COMPOSITION/ENGINEERING
deuce: GOTTA BE 5X5 (4X4 IS FOR FAGS)
deuce: THOUGH I'M GOING BLIND SO I PROBABLY REALLY SHOULD USE 4X4
pants: UH WE HAVE A WHOLE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FOR THIS SORT OF THING |
#blindness #deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #engineering #graph-paper #grid-paper #huffy-pants #mountain-background #somber-deuce #vampire #vampyre #weird-pants-face |
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796 | 11/27/2000 |
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note from the depths atandt: THE NOTE FOUND IN THE POCKET OF A RUSSIAN SEAMAN
atandt: WODKA
deuce: HALP
atandt: PLEASE TO TELL LENIN THAT IT IS FUCKING COLD
deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET PAID FOR THIS (GLUG) |
atandt deuce |
#altered #atandt-deuce #current-events #halp #kursk #russia #russian #woodring-field-background |
5,686 | 8/24/2014 |
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note the horizon where sand meets sky spigot: WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BURNING MAN PICS??????????
spigot: HERE'S SOME SAND
spigot: AGAIN SAND WITH A LITTLE SKY
pants: WHAT'S THAT (POINTING)
spigot: A WEIRD THING SOMEONE BUILT (YOU CAN SEE THE SAND IN THE BACKGROUND)
spigot: MY TENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOTE THE HORIZON OF WHERE SAND MEETS SKY
spigot: LET'S JUST SAY I'M A MAJOR PLAYA ON THE PLAYA
spigot: OKAY THESE ARE PICTURES I GOOGLED |
pants spigot |
#burning-man #fraud #moon-background #pants-spigot #sand #weird-pants-face |
5,488 | 2/6/2014 |
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note to myself spigot: NOTE TO MYSELF
spigot: GLORYHOLES DO NOT MAKE CHANGE
spigot: WHERE CAN I WRITE TO GET MY DOLLARS BACK |
spigot |
#change #glory-hole #refund #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
3,194 | 8/1/2007 |
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note to self : Spigot the Bear will be right back after this message from our sponsor
spigot: NOTE TO SELF: LICK DICK
spigot: NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT NOTE????????? |
spigot |
#caption #capture #dicklicking #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
9,490 | 3/11/2025 |
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nothing at all spigot: NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT MY BAKERY'S FRESHLY-SOURCED NUTS FROM TURKEY |
#food #freshly-baked #mountain-background #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #turkey |
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2,413 | 6/7/2005 |
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nothing but clear skies pants: NOTHING BUT CLEAR SKIES, GAYNESS
pants: I LOVE IT
pants: MMMMM MMMMMMM KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMM |
pants |
#pants-solo #their-little-heads #weather #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
458 | 12/30/1999 |
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nothing but the face |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #face #low-res #mouth-of-pants #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
5,223 | 5/4/2013 |
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nothing dinky about them pants: DINKY DONGS
deuce: FROM THIS END THERE'S NOTHING DINKY ABOUT THEM
pants: WELL FROM 10,000 FEET THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING SMALL: I DID THE THING WITH THE LOUNGE CHAIR AND THE BALLOONS AGAIN, THE NAVY IS NOT HAPPY
deuce: GODDAMNIT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #balloons #deuce-pants #dinky #dongs #farts #huffy-pants #lawnchair-larry #navy |
6,117 | 10/29/2015 |
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nothing like what you asked for deuce: CAN GOOGLE SEARCH GET EVEN FUCKING SHITTER DAY BY DAY OR WHAT PEOPLE
pants: HERE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU ASKED FOR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #stray-dot #typo #upskirt #woodring-stairs-background |
8,067 | 4/20/2021 |
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nothing right deuce: WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I THINK I HAVE AIDS
deuce: NOTHING RIGHT
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, THANKS |
deuce |
#aids #black-background #deuce-solo #medical-advice |
8,021 | 3/5/2021 |
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nothing worse deuce: NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING SHOT AT 9:32 AM
spigot: BEFORE YOUR COFFEE |
deuce spigot |
#coffee #deuce-spigot #sfw #single-panel #swamp-background |
4,111 | 2/12/2010 |
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nothing wrong pants: MISTER FROG IS FULL OF HOPS
deuce: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JERKING, ETC. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #jerking #woodring-stairs-background |
5,550 | 4/9/2014 |
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nothing wrong with sulu pants: HTTPS://JERKCITY.COM/TREK.JPG
spigot: WELL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SULU
spigot: HE'S EVEN REACHING FOR A RITALIN |
pants spigot |
#black-background #coy-pants #pants-spigot #ritalin #spigot-points #star-trek #url |
4,251 | 7/8/2010 |
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now do counter- clockwise pants: CLOCKWISE HANDJOBS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #handjob #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
6,541 | 1/26/2017 |
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now he's asking her if she can please smile spigot: I PRAY HE DOESN'T GET ANY ON HER BEAUTIFUL FACE
spigot: OH GOD HE DID
spigot: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE DID IT DELIBERATELY |
spigot |
#facial #kitty #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
8,693 | 1/5/2023 |
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now hiring spigot: PENISES LOWKEY HIT DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE ERECT
spigot: WHAT PENISES GET RIGHT (AND WRONG) ABOUT REAR ENDS
spigot: (KLINGON) WE PREFER MONGODB
spigot: PUMPING MY GOONSTICK
spigot: STUCK A PENIS IN MY MOUTH / AND CALLED IT MACARONI
spigot: NOW HIRING DILDO POLISHERS |
#2020s-lingo #blowjob #boner #database #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #erection #klingon #mountain-background #patriotism #penis #pump #singing #spigot-solo #star-trek #yankee-doodle |
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9,487 | 3/8/2025 |
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now i am spigot: NOW I AM BECOME GAY, THE LICKER OF DICKS
spigot: NOT A GREAT ARRANGEMENT |
#dicklicking #mountain-background #no-title-card #oppenheimer #spigot-solo |
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4,281 | 8/7/2010 |
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now i must turn my back on you pants: NOW I MUST TURN MY BACK ON YOU
deuce: SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY, HERE YOU COME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #goodfellas #jizz #mousehole #sex-offender #woodring-room-background |
7,585 | 12/26/2019 |
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now i see spigot: hot diggity DONGS
spigot: D Y S W I D T
deuce: no not really
spigot: where one might have typed dogs, i avoided tired, wheezing cliched tropes and made a nimble end-run around audience expectation
deuce: okay then now I see what you did there |
deuce spigot |
#acronym #deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #end-run #football #jean-charles #white-background |
3,425 | 3/19/2008 |
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now it's just plain old wednesday : SUCK IT, FATTY
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK HALUGHALUGHLUBAG HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
pants |
#bionic #pants-solo #title-mismatch #wednesday |
6,991 | 5/12/2018 |
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now listen to me spigot: T PANTS NOW LISTEN TO ME (LONG DAVID LYNCH / GORDON COLE PAUSE)
spigot: IF I
spigot: IF A;LAKSDJF;LAKSDJF |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #twin-peaks #urinal-background |
3,502 | 6/4/2008 |
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now more than ever spigot: WE COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER
spigot: RE: POST SEPT 11
spigot: IN THESE TURBULENT, CONFUSING, POST SEPT 11 TIMES |
spigot |
#9-11 #donate #donation-drive #jean-charles #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo |
4,139 | 3/13/2010 |
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now or later deuce: SHOULD I JERK OFF NOW OR LATER
deuce: NOW BLBAHLBAHL BALHBAHBHLA BHLBHLABHL
deuce: OKAY AND LATER TOO BLAHBLBHLA ABHLLBHBA HLBHABH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #jerking #planning #woodring-stairs-background |
3,456 | 4/19/2008 |
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now sure what they're talking about deuce: NOW IT WILL PISS UNCONTROLLABLY
pants: THEN I WILL NOT FUCK IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #piss #typo |
6,241 | 3/15/2016 |
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now that's an oscillator spigot: -. .-. .-. .-. .--.
spigot: NOW THAT'S AN OSCILLATOR |
spigot |
#ham-radio #morse-code #nrrrp #radio #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #urinal-background |
4,115 | 2/16/2010 |
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now that's just pants: COCKS
pants: NOW THAT'S JUST
pants: YAY ROBOCOP IS ON |
pants |
#cocks #pants-solo #robocop #woodring-field-background |
4,683 | 10/14/2011 |
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now that's just mean spirited spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN DEUCE USED TO BE FUNNY
deuce: T SPIGOT NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN-SPIRITED MISTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
8,917 | 8/17/2023 |
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now we are 25 pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY 25 YEARS HAD PASSED
pants: EH WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I'M A LITTLE OLD MAN IN THIS YEAR OF THE LORD 2023
deuce: KYS
pants: CELEBRATION IN THE FORM OF BONEQUEST.FM 24/7 FROM 8/17 TO 8/24 + BONEQUEST.GG NOW AVAILABLE FOR PLAY
pants: PLAYING WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN IN THE TOMATO GARDEN, HAVING A HEART ATTACK, SLUMPING TO THE GROUND
spigot: MY FAITH-BASED PENIS |
#alt-text #anniversary #birthday-strip #bonequest-fm #bong #bung-deuce-effigy-hanford-ozone-pants-spigot #censored #duck #kill-yourself #kys #mountain-background #penis #spam #the-godfather #tomato |
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6,577 | 3/4/2017 |
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now we just take a moment spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU PLEASE ASK ME WHAT A VSR IS
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS A VSR
spigot: IT'S A VERY STIFF ROD
spigot: NOW WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT
spigot: WE GET USED TO IT
spigot: WE GET ACCLIMATED TO IT
spigot: WE HEAR IT SO MANY TIMES IT'S LOST ANY HUMOROUS MEANING |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #spider-man #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
1,116 | 10/21/2001 |
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now what pants: CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DWELLER SYNDROME
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pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
8,584 | 9/18/2022 |
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now who's gay spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: SYMBOLIZED A PERFECT SWIRL OF AQUAFRESH ON MY TOOTHBRUSH
pants: PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ABUSE THE SYSTEM MAKE ME SICK
deuce: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET UP A STRUGGLE SESSION FOR THIS
pants: MAYBE WRAP ME IN A RUG UNTIL I CALM DOWN
deuce: YOU'LL FREAK OUT AT FIRST SINCE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR ARMS BUT EVENTUALLY YOU'LL CALM DOWN
pants: ANYTHING TO KEEP ME FROM FLAPPING INTO THE BARE LIGHTBULB |
#angry-panel #autism #blue-background #china #coy-pants #cultural-revolution #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #low-res #moth #rug #trans #ts |
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3,688 | 12/7/2008 |
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now you tell him deuce: DON'T TRIP AND CHOKE YOUR OWN COCK DOWN
pants: NOW YOU TELL ME |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #white-background |
7,649 | 2/28/2020 |
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now you're talking deuce: piss
pants: now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about piss |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #exclamation-points #piss #urinal-background |
4,242 | 6/29/2010 |
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now you're thinking with portals spigot: CHOCOLATE | SHOPPING | BATHING SUITS | NUTRASWEET | GAG FACTOR |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #nutrasweet #portal #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
4,904 | 6/3/2012 |
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now you've gone and done it spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT
spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET
spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED |
spigot |
#deja-vu #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |