BONEQUEST perspective-dice-random ABOUT

EPISODES: A-Z

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
6,137 11/20/2015 not another word
spigot: PLAINTIFF IN-N-OUT BURGERS, A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION ("PLAINTIFF" OR "IN-N-OUT") BY AND THROUGH ITS UNDERSIGNED COUNSEL spigot: HAMBURGER SANDWICHES AND CHEESEBURGER SANDIWCHES, HOT COFFEE, AND MILKSHAKES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 030); MILK AND FRENCH FRIED POTATOES FOR CONSUMPTION ON OR OFF THE PREMISES (IC 029); spigot: NOT ANOTHER WORD UNTIL I SEE A LAWYER
spigot
#burgers
#court
#donk-donk
#fatness
#in-n-out
#law
#lawyer
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#trademark
#woodring-stairs-background
2,663 2/12/2006 not cowboys but still quite gay
deuce: I CAN'T QUIT YOU pants: ORBITING LIKE SATELLITES
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#brokeback-mountain
#cowboy
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#sfw
#space
#space-cowboy
4,152 3/26/2010 not dead
pants: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE FAGS
pants
#mcdonalds
#pants-solo
#shakespeare
#theater
#tom-stoppard
#woodring-field-background
1,289 4/12/2002 not enough curry
atandt: I NEVER MET A POO I DIDN'T LIKE pants: CURRY GIVES IT FLAVOR atandt: I MEANT PLATONICALLY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#coprophagia
#plant
#poo
#woodring-field-background
6,637 5/5/2017 not even dead yet
deuce: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT MY KINDLE AT YOUR HOUSE (CHECK BEHIND THE HEADREST OF THE BED, IT PROBABLY FELL OFF BEHIND THE BED) JUST CRAM YOUR FACE/ASS IN THERE AND FIND OUT pants: CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON NOT TO WEDGE MY FACE AND HEAD AND ARM BETWEEN THE HEADREST AND THE WALL SO HERE WE GO!!! pants: THE CATS ARE BITING ME AND I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET
deuce
pants
#cats
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#kindle
4,512 4/9/2011 not even humans
pants: NOBODY LIKES ANAL (NOT EVEN HUMANS) deuce: PORNSTARS SURE DON'T deuce: THEIR PAINFUL GRIMACE REVEALS THEIR SORROW pants: DOES MY GAY MOUSTACHE LOOK GAY (WITH THIS COCK NEARBY) (HOVERING)
deuce
pants
#anal
#angry-panel
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#moustache
#porn
#twitter
6,070 9/12/2015 not even thinking gay things
pants: RUB-A-DUB-DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AND ME IN SEPARATE BATHROOMS NOT EVEN THINKING GAY THINGS deuce: CLEARLY THAT'S SUSTAINABLE SO IT'S OKAY deuce: WHATEVER THAT FUCKING WORD MEANS BECAUSE IT'S USED SO OFTEN IN SO MANY COMPLETELY UNRELATED CONTEXTS pants: JUSTIFY ME deuce: CAN I JUST SHOOT MYSELF NOW pants: WOMEN IN TECH
deuce
pants
#bathroom
#buzzwords
#deuce-pants
#fannypacks
#gay
#irc
#suicide
#women
#woodring-field-background
3,934 8/10/2009 not fire
pants: BLARGH JIZZ BOMB deuce: BOOOOOOOOOM deuce: IT'S LIKE NAPALM EXCEPT IT'S JIZZ NOT FIRE pants: CHRIST THAT STUFF MAKES ME HARD
deuce
pants
#bomb
#deuce-pants
#frog
#jizz
#napalm
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,954 9/1/2009 not for sale
pants: JERKCITY IS NOT FOR SALE (SORRY DISNEY)
pants
#bonequest-hd
#disney
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
9,107 2/23/2024 not funny
spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU
#china
#e-commerce
#potomac-background
#rapekit
#spigot-solo
#temu
341 9/8/1999 not gay
spigot: I LOVE GIRLS EVERYONE spigot: I'M STRAIGHT spigot: HATING FAGS RIGHT NOW spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK spigot: MMM HURR LOVING DICK spigot: NOT GAY PEOPLE deuce: T SPIGOT I GOT YOUR MAIL AND CAME AS SOON AS I COULD
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hurr
#mail
#not-gay
#woodring-field-background
8,082 5/5/2021 not gay not gay not gay
deuce: I'M SAYING THAT WHATEVER I AM, AND IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR AT THIS POINT deuce: IT'S THE DIAMETRICAL OPPOSITE OF GAY deuce: THERE'S GAY AND THEN THERE'S ME deuce: TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS deuce: CAN WE MAKE A CHANNEL #NOT-GAY THAT ONLY I CAN JOIN TO DEMONSTRATE THIS FACT deuce: HELLO IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: I BELIEVE YOUHONEY NOW FOLLOWME TO THEBATHROOM deuce: WAIT THIS ISN'T THE BATHROO deuce: GREAT I FELL INTO ANOTHER WORMHOLE
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#irc
#not-gay
#science-fiction
#somber-deuce
#space
#trap
#woodring-stairs-background
#wormhole
2,726 4/17/2006 not girls, not fast cars
pants: SERIOUSLY, FLAPPITY BATS ARE ON MY MIND THESE DAYS (NOT GIRLS, NOT FAST CARS, NOT PUNCHING PROSTITUTES AND RUNNING AWAY, JUST FLAPPITY BATS) pants: SITTING ON THE TOILET, FORCING MY BIG WHITE DOPEY AMERICAN DICK TO POINT DOWN INTO THE BOWL INSTEAD OF SQUIRTING PISS ALL OVER THE HERE AND THERE ozone: WINDOWSMEHARD DISK PICTURE 1 pants: IF YOU THINK THIS IS EASY YOU SHOULD TRY IT
ozone
pants
#bat
#dj-rapekit
#flappity-bat
#green-background
#huffy-pants
#ozone-green-beard
#ozone-pants
#pants-discolored-leg
#piss
#prostitute
#prostitutes
#toilet
#windows-me
7,658 3/8/2020 not great not terrible
deuce: THERE WILL NEVER BE A LAST CASE pants: somebody fucked a monkey deuce: why is everyone being such a baby it's only killed (looks at paperwork) 3.6 roentgens ... not great, not terrible
deuce
pants
#aids
#angry-panel
#cappuccino
#chernobyl
#clorox
#coffee
#covid-19
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#monkey
#radiation
#science
2,420 6/14/2005 not guilty
spigot: THE DONG WHISPERER deuce: I THINK I DESERVE A **BLOWJOB** spigot: OKAY THE DONG SHOUTER deuce: I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL AND I LIKE **BLOWJOBS** spigot: OKAY THE DONG LICKER deuce: IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DONG IS IT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,328 12/13/2007 not hard enough
: DEUCE LEAVES CHANNEL FAGGOT net: WHEN THE DEUCE LEAVES I JUST SLAM MY NUTS IN A DRAWER AND THEN I DON'T MISS HIM SO MUCH (net): NOT HARD ENOUGH -- STILL MISS HIM
deuce
net
#caption
#deuce-net
#dong-slamming
#genital-mutilation
#gravy
#irc
#not-gay
#the-deuce
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
3,504 6/6/2008 not having any idea
deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA spigot: DUH?!?! deuce: I THINK SO YES !!! spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED deuce: NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED
deuce
spigot
#confused
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#exhausted
#tired
#woodring-stairs-background
7,723 5/12/2020 not heard one
spigot: HAVE NOT HEARD ONE SINGLE HEALTH CARE WORKER SAY THANK YOU
spigot
#covid-19
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,897 5/27/2012 not heaven at all
deuce: IS THIS HEAVEN pants: IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SEE AN ANGEL deuce: LGAGAGHLAGGAH HLGHGHLGHLGH GAHLAGHAG LHGAHLG MY JESUS GOD THIS IS NOT HEAVEN AT ALL pants: HLAHGLAH GLAHLGHALGHLAH GLHAGLH LAHLAG THIS IS THE JERSEY TURNPIKE HALGHALUG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heaven
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#new-jersey
#red-background
462 1/1/2000 not helping
pants: SERIOUSLY CAN I EAT IT DOES IT GO IN MY FUCKING MOUTH pants: WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE HELP ME OUT CHIEF SHOW ME THE MONEY pants: YOU CATCH IT ONCE pants: YOU CATCH IT TWICE pants: YOU CATCH IT WITH YOUR LOVE DEVICE
hanford
pants
#hanford-pants
#kmfdm
#love
#love-device
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#rhyming
#woodring-stairs-background
3,310 11/25/2007 not helping at all
deuce: I'M A VAMPIRE atandt: SUCK THIS deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING ME JERK OFF
atandt
deuce
#enclave
#jerking-off
#mousehole
#somber-deuce
#sucking
#vampire
#white-background
3,255 10/1/2007 not his living room
spigot: THIS ISN'T MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!! spigot: HANG ON PORN STARS AT THE DOOR spigot: NOPE, STONED
spigot
#marijuana
#porn
#spigot-solo
#stoned
#woodring-room-background
3,694 12/13/2008 not hung up
deuce: CLICK BOOOOOOOOO deuce: ME HANGING UP THE PHONE spigot: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO spigot: IT'S NOT HUNG UP
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#filler-panel
#phone
#sfw
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-den-background
1,626 3/14/2003 not i, said the deuce
net: WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME deuce: I SHALL NOT (GROPING YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK) net: OKAY THEN ANY OTHER TAKERS deuce: WHICH I GUESS WOULD BE YOUR ASS (STILL GROPING WHILE I TALK) net: YOU COULD BE DOING A REACHAROUND deuce: SIR I'LL DO WHAT I LIKE (STILL AT IT)
deuce
net
#ass
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-net
#gay
#groping
#reacharound
#the-deuce
#woodring-field-background
5,490 2/8/2014 not in a gay way
pants: BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY MORE OF AN ACADEMIC EXERCISE deuce: PLANNING TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT IT, NEVER DOING IT
deuce
pants
#college
#deuce-pants
#education
#gay
#woodring-field-background
7,038 6/28/2018 not infinite but arbitrarily high
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#math
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,105 2/6/2010 not judging you
pants: OH GOD ARE YOU BEATING OFF TO THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG pants: JUST NOD ONCE FOR THE PRINCESS OR TWICE FOR THE FROG (NOT JUDGING YOU) deuce: SILENCE deuce: NODDING THREE TIMES (BOTH) pants: HOLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#disney
#frog
#mouse-cursor
#once-for-x-twice-for-y
#woodring-room-background
2,226 12/2/2004 not just cold water
pants: CAN WE WHAT spigot: CROSSTALK CHANGE THE WATER IN THIS THING UNINTELLIGIBLE NOT JUST THE COLD WATER I LIKE THE WHOLE BONG CHILLED pants: GGGGGGGGGGGG YEAH THE G KEY WORKS spigot: CHECK ONE TWO pants: HI HELLO TESTING IS THIS THING ON TEST TEST spigot: I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
pants
spigot
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#dope
#ham-radio
#keyboard-testing
#marijuana
#radio
#woodring-field-background
5,279 6/29/2013 not lying
: SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM. pants: T SPIGOT COME BACK I HAVE A REAL BONER NOW pants: THIS TIME pants: NOT LYING ABOUT MY BONER
pants
spigot
#boner
#coy-pants
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#spigot-leaves
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
2,332 3/18/2005 not me
pants: PORN AND DICK spigot: ABSOLUTELY IN THAT ORDER pants: HAVE WE GOT A CONSENSUS HERE pants: IT'S DICK WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT spigot: NOT ME
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#porn
#white-background
3,093 4/22/2007 not me
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY BALLS OUT UNTO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE spigot: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES deuce: NOT ME spigot: HI deuce: I SAID NOT ME
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#usa
#woodring-field-background
5,747 10/24/2014 not mine
pants: HUGE DONGS deuce: IT AIN'T MY RODEO deuce: BIG DONGS pants: K
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dongs
4,134 3/8/2010 not my fault
deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#incontinence
#love
#mouth
#woodring-room-background
2,932 11/10/2006 not my problem
pants: WHY WON'T WIKIPEDIA DELETE THE JERKCITY ARTICLE atandt: UH WELL pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHY !!! BECAUSE THEY ARE CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF COMMUNISTS, GOLDBRICKERS, LAYABOUTS, BACKHANDERS, GRIFTERS, SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS AND CARD-CARRYING NAMBLA MEMBERS atandt: OH MY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#comic-chat
#coy-pants
#green-background
#meta
#nambla
#wikipedia
5,634 7/3/2014 not on my watch
effigy: COMMAND-OPTION : REBUILDS THE DESKTOP spigot: NOT ON MY WATCH (SPLURK, SPLORT)
effigy
spigot
#effigy-spigot
#macintosh
#mountain-background
#uncredited-character
9,128 3/15/2024 not once
spigot: YOU KNOW I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I ASKED _HOW_ MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE MURDERED spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE MORE WATER
#colored-text
#murder
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#wife
#woodring-room-background
3,682 12/1/2008 not poop
deuce: I BEAT OFF TO THE SMELL OF POOP deuce: I MEAN HOT CHICKS deuce: HOT CHICKS deuce: NOT POOP
deuce
#beating-off
#cocks
#deuce-solo
#deuces-shits
#drunk-deuce
#poo
#white-background
2,549 10/22/2005 not real after all
pants: BUT IF THIS ISN'T REALITY THEN WHAT IS REAL pants: THAT BELL'S GONNA BE HARD TO UNRING
pants
#die-trying
#existential
#hitler
#jacking-off
#nonstandard-second-panel
#pants-solo
#philosophy
#reality
#woodring-den-background
520 2/28/2000 not real bananas
spigot: THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK TELL ME IT'S TIME FOR DOPE spigot: THEY'RE NOT REAL BANANAS, THEY JUST WEAR PAJAMAS FOR THE SHOW deuce: LIAR
deuce
spigot
#altered
#banana
#bananas-in-pajamas
#deuce-spigot
#filler-panel
#marijuana
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,566 6/4/2011 not really a solution
spigot: DRAWING DICKS ON MY FACE, PRETENDING TO PASS OUT (NOT REALLY A SOLUTION)
spigot
#black-background
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dicks
#spigot-solo
7,224 12/31/2018 not really asking
deuce: wanna touch my junk deuce: okay I'm not really asking
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#junk
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
7,668 3/18/2020 not so loud
spigot: i ask that you kindly address my neurodiversity spigot: OW GOD NOT SO LOUD spigot: STOP spigot: never mind jesus spigot: oh there's nobody there
spigot
#autism
#jesus
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,406 2/29/2008 not stopping him
deuce: COCKSUCKING BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLED BY THE PANCREAS pants: EEW deuce: AS WE ALL LEARNED IN SCIENTICIAN STUDY pants: GROSSED OUT BY THE PANCREAS PART OF THE COCKSUCKING deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING YOU IS IT pants: NO SIR
deuce
pants
#anatomy
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#science
#woodring-room-background
4,684 10/15/2011 not sure
spigot: DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL bung: T SPIGOT HI [NOT SURE]
bung
spigot
#bung-spigot
#mountain-background
#sfw
3,282 10/28/2007 not sure if it's time
spigot: NOT SURE IF IT'S TIME FOR SECONDARY, TERTIARY BONG HITS?!?!?! deuce: QUATERNARY spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS DODECAHEDRONARY
deuce
spigot
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#dodecahedronary
#drunk-deuce
#marijuana
#woodring-field-background
5,916 4/11/2015 not sure if you're up
spigot: NOT SURE IF YOU'RE UP AT 3AM BUT WE GOT A HOT SUPPORT ISSUE HERE spigot: ARE YOU NOT BY YOUR PHONE? LEAVING A VOICEMAIL 3:14AM spigot: HEY ME AGAIN
spigot
#devops
#early-morning-spigot
#me-again
#phone-tag
#photo-background
#sfw
#space-nuts-background
#spigot-solo
#tech-support
#voicemail
8,267 11/6/2021 not that kind
deuce: I'M A HEXAGON pants: RAPING YOU WITH AN IKEA WRENCH deuce: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF HEXAGON pants: NOW YOU ARE
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#ikea
#rape
1,304 4/27/2002 not that scott adams
deuce: HOW ABOUT THAT SCOTT ADAMS' ADVENTURE WHERE YOU HAD TO KNOW WHAT FLOTSAM AND JETSAM MEANT ???? pants: BERT AND NORD GROPE EACH OTHER IN THE JOHN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#single-panel
#text-adventure
#woodring-stairs-background
6,405 8/28/2016 not the dicks you wished you licked
spigot: YOU GO TO WAR WITH THE DICKS YOU'VE LICKED, NOT THE DICKS YOU WISHED YOU'D LICKED
spigot
#dicklicking
#donald-rumsfeld
#quote
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
2,742 5/3/2006 not the face
spigot: NOT THE FACE spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK pants: A MOUSETRAP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK pants: GREAT UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE MY ASS THIS IS A GAY TOILET spigot: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD AN AVI OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE DOOR pants: !!?? spigot: WAIT I MIGHT BE ON THERE pants: TOO LATE NOW, BEATING OFF ANYWAY
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#deja-vu
#filetype
#infocom
#mousetrap
#pants-spigot
#punctuation
#urinal-background
#zork
1,770 8/5/2003 not the face
deuce: GHLUAHLHALHULAG pants: YOU THINK SO HUH deuce: HBLUHGLAHULAHBAG pants: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME deuce: BLGAUHLGABHLUHLAUBAG pants: NOT THE FACE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#face
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,056 5/20/2004 not the fucking muppet show
spigot: I AM WATCHING FIVE DIFFERENT MORONS RE-ASSEMBLE THEIR RESPECTIVE STAR WARS DISPLAYS / BABYLON 5 DISPLAYS / WHATEVER ACTION-FIGURE BULLSHIT DISPLAYS IN THEIR NEWER, SMALLER CUBES spigot: WOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RULED!!!!!!!!! spigot: LET'S TURN OUR CABINETS INTO DIARAMAS TO PROVE IT
spigot
#action-figures
#babylon-5
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cubicles
#dioramas
#muppets
#spigot-solo
#star-wars
#typo
5,896 3/22/2015 not the mean one
pants: JUST PLEASE CALL 911 AND TELL THEM TO SEND THE RANGER pants: THE NICE RANGER NOT THE MEAN ONE spigot: I'M ON THE PHONE pants: I SAID NOT THE MEAN JUDGMENTAL RANGER spigot: ROOTKITS, BOTNETS, BEATNIKS, DICKLICKS
pants
spigot
#angry-panel
#beatnik
#beatniks
#blue-background
#bot-net
#botnet
#botnets
#dial-911
#dick-lick
#dicklick
#dicklicking
#dicklicks
#nice-ranger
#on-phone
#pants-spigot
#ranger
#root-kit
#rootkit
#rootkits
#telephone
#telephony
5,544 4/3/2014 not the other way around
pants: TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM AND _THEN_ THEY DO ANAL pants: NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND deuce: HUH pants: I KNOW RIGHT deuce: ARE YOU SURE
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#hose
#huffy-pants
#prostitute
5,997 7/1/2015 not the same thing
deuce: MENTAL NOTE: ALICIA *DEL* RIO IS NOT THE SAME THING AS ALICIA RIO deuce: SORRY CONTINUE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#porn
#shemale
#ts
#woodring-stairs-background
3,530 7/2/2008 not too particular
pants: PLEASE JERK SLOWER pants: OR FILM YOURSELF AND LET ME WATCH IT IN SLOW MOTION LATER pants: I'M NOT TOO PARTICULAR
pants
#jerking
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,531 7/3/2008 not too well no
spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WORKED AT JERKCITY pants: NOT TOO WELL NO
pants
spigot
#meta
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,426 3/20/2008 not understanding
: HE'S NOT A REAL BEAR YOU KNOW spigot: OKAY TOOK A DUMP IN HER CUBE AND SHE STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME HER PHONE spigot: NOT UNDERSTANDING
spigot
#caption
#cubicles
#poo
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
5,166 3/8/2013 not very bright
pants: T DEUCE J-DATE ME deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN pants: T DEUCE I DON'T KNOW WORDS JUST COME OUT SOMETIMES deuce: I WILL ONLY CHRISTIAN MINGLE WITH YOU AND THAT'S FINAL hanford: FREEZE-FRAME: PANTS AND DEUCE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT
deuce
hanford
pants
#deuce-hanford-pants
#sfw
4,730 12/1/2011 not wearing a shirt
pants: T DEUCE YOUR X-RAY VISION WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL deuce: T PANTS I ABJECTLY APOLOGIZE BUT AM STILL LOOKING AT YOUR TITS (UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT) deuce: OH WAIT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT pants: ALSO I SLICED OFF MY BOOBIES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#shirtless
#tits
#woodring-field-background
#x-ray
3,830 4/28/2009 not what he's waiting for
pants: WAITING FOR GODOT PEOPLE spigot: T PANTS THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WAITING FOR
pants
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#godot
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#samuel-beckett
#urinal-background
#waiting-for-godot
8,416 4/3/2022 not working
spigot: READING A THREAD WHICH PURPORTS TO "MAKE YOU GAY" spigot: WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:NOT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: WORKING spigot: OKAY THAT'S A NICE SCONCE
#emoji
#fixtures
#furniture
#gayness
#sconce
#sfw
#spigot-smiles
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
3,123 5/22/2007 not working
spigot: THIS DICK/PRICK DIET IS *****NOT WORKING***** deuce: DUDE YOU ARE NOT EATING THE PRESCRIBED FOODS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#diet
#medicine
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
7,300 3/16/2019 NOTB
deuce: need an accurate up-to-date figure on the number of trolls blown (NOTB) pants: 2
deuce
pants
#acronym
#deuce-pants
#single-panel
#teal-background
#troll
#troll-blowing
8,523 7/19/2022 note books
deuce: I ORDERED NEW NOTEBOOKS!!! I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD RUN OUT!!!!! pants: MOLESKIN OR FIELD BOOK????? CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER CAREFULLY WISE TRAVELLER SAID THE DUNGEON MASTER WHO WAS ALSO A VAMPYRE deuce: AHEM COMPOSITION/ENGINEERING deuce: GOTTA BE 5X5 (4X4 IS FOR FAGS) deuce: THOUGH I'M GOING BLIND SO I PROBABLY REALLY SHOULD USE 4X4 pants: UH WE HAVE A WHOLE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FOR THIS SORT OF THING
#blindness
#deuce-pants
#dungeons-and-dragons
#engineering
#graph-paper
#grid-paper
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#somber-deuce
#vampire
#vampyre
#weird-pants-face
796 11/27/2000 note from the depths
atandt: THE NOTE FOUND IN THE POCKET OF A RUSSIAN SEAMAN atandt: WODKA deuce: HALP atandt: PLEASE TO TELL LENIN THAT IT IS FUCKING COLD deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING GET PAID FOR THIS (GLUG)
atandt
deuce
#altered
#atandt-deuce
#current-events
#halp
#kursk
#russia
#russian
#woodring-field-background
5,686 8/24/2014 note the horizon where sand meets sky
spigot: WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BURNING MAN PICS?????????? spigot: HERE'S SOME SAND spigot: AGAIN SAND WITH A LITTLE SKY pants: WHAT'S THAT (POINTING) spigot: A WEIRD THING SOMEONE BUILT (YOU CAN SEE THE SAND IN THE BACKGROUND) spigot: MY TENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: NOTE THE HORIZON OF WHERE SAND MEETS SKY spigot: LET'S JUST SAY I'M A MAJOR PLAYA ON THE PLAYA spigot: OKAY THESE ARE PICTURES I GOOGLED
pants
spigot
#burning-man
#fraud
#google
#moon-background
#pants-spigot
#sand
#weird-pants-face
5,488 2/6/2014 note to myself
spigot: NOTE TO MYSELF spigot: GLORYHOLES DO NOT MAKE CHANGE spigot: WHERE CAN I WRITE TO GET MY DOLLARS BACK
spigot
#change
#glory-hole
#refund
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
3,194 8/1/2007 note to self
: Spigot the Bear will be right back after this message from our sponsor spigot: NOTE TO SELF: LICK DICK spigot: NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT NOTE?????????
spigot
#caption
#capture
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
9,490 3/11/2025 nothing at all
spigot: NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT MY BAKERY'S FRESHLY-SOURCED NUTS FROM TURKEY
#food
#freshly-baked
#mountain-background
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#turkey
2,413 6/7/2005 nothing but clear skies
pants: NOTHING BUT CLEAR SKIES, GAYNESS pants: I LOVE IT pants: MMMMM MMMMMMM KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMM
pants
#pants-solo
#their-little-heads
#weather
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
458 12/30/1999 nothing but the face
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#face
#low-res
#mouth-of-pants
#no-dialog
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,223 5/4/2013 nothing dinky about them
pants: DINKY DONGS deuce: FROM THIS END THERE'S NOTHING DINKY ABOUT THEM pants: WELL FROM 10,000 FEET THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING SMALL: I DID THE THING WITH THE LOUNGE CHAIR AND THE BALLOONS AGAIN, THE NAVY IS NOT HAPPY deuce: GODDAMNIT
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#balloons
#deuce-pants
#dinky
#dongs
#farts
#huffy-pants
#lawnchair-larry
#navy
6,117 10/29/2015 nothing like what you asked for
deuce: CAN GOOGLE SEARCH GET EVEN FUCKING SHITTER DAY BY DAY OR WHAT PEOPLE pants: HERE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU ASKED FOR
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#google
#stray-dot
#typo
#upskirt
#woodring-stairs-background
8,067 4/20/2021 nothing right
deuce: WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I THINK I HAVE AIDS deuce: NOTHING RIGHT deuce: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, THANKS
deuce
#aids
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#medical-advice
8,021 3/5/2021 nothing worse
deuce: NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING SHOT AT 9:32 AM spigot: BEFORE YOUR COFFEE
deuce
spigot
#coffee
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#swamp-background
4,111 2/12/2010 nothing wrong
pants: MISTER FROG IS FULL OF HOPS deuce: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JERKING, ETC.
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#frog
#jerking
#woodring-stairs-background
5,550 4/9/2014 nothing wrong with sulu
pants: HTTPS://JERKCITY.COM/TREK.JPG spigot: WELL THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SULU spigot: HE'S EVEN REACHING FOR A RITALIN
pants
spigot
#black-background
#coy-pants
#pants-spigot
#ritalin
#spigot-points
#star-trek
#url
4,251 7/8/2010 now do counter- clockwise
pants: CLOCKWISE HANDJOBS
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#handjob
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#single-panel
6,541 1/26/2017 now he's asking her if she can please smile
spigot: I PRAY HE DOESN'T GET ANY ON HER BEAUTIFUL FACE spigot: OH GOD HE DID spigot: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE DID IT DELIBERATELY
spigot
#facial
#kitty
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,693 1/5/2023 now hiring
spigot: PENISES LOWKEY HIT DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE ERECT spigot: WHAT PENISES GET RIGHT (AND WRONG) ABOUT REAR ENDS spigot: (KLINGON) WE PREFER MONGODB spigot: PUMPING MY GOONSTICK spigot: STUCK A PENIS IN MY MOUTH / AND CALLED IT MACARONI spigot: NOW HIRING DILDO POLISHERS
#2020s-lingo
#blowjob
#boner
#database
#dildo
#dildo-polishing-academy
#erection
#klingon
#mountain-background
#patriotism
#penis
#pump
#singing
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
#yankee-doodle
9,487 3/8/2025 now i am
spigot: NOW I AM BECOME GAY, THE LICKER OF DICKS spigot: NOT A GREAT ARRANGEMENT
#dicklicking
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#oppenheimer
#spigot-solo
4,281 8/7/2010 now i must turn my back on you
pants: NOW I MUST TURN MY BACK ON YOU deuce: SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY, HERE YOU COME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#goodfellas
#jizz
#mousehole
#sex-offender
#woodring-room-background
7,585 12/26/2019 now i see
spigot: hot diggity DONGS spigot: D Y S W I D T deuce: no not really spigot: where one might have typed dogs, i avoided tired, wheezing cliched tropes and made a nimble end-run around audience expectation deuce: okay then now I see what you did there
deuce
spigot
#acronym
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#drunk-deuce
#end-run
#football
#jean-charles
#white-background
3,425 3/19/2008 now it's just plain old wednesday
: SUCK IT, FATTY pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK HALUGHALUGHLUBAG HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants
#bionic
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#wednesday
6,991 5/12/2018 now listen to me
spigot: T PANTS NOW LISTEN TO ME (LONG DAVID LYNCH / GORDON COLE PAUSE) spigot: IF I spigot: IF A;LAKSDJF;LAKSDJF
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#twin-peaks
#urinal-background
3,502 6/4/2008 now more than ever
spigot: WE COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER spigot: RE: POST SEPT 11 spigot: IN THESE TURBULENT, CONFUSING, POST SEPT 11 TIMES
spigot
#9-11
#donate
#donation-drive
#jean-charles
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,139 3/13/2010 now or later
deuce: SHOULD I JERK OFF NOW OR LATER deuce: NOW BLBAHLBAHL BALHBAHBHLA BHLBHLABHL deuce: OKAY AND LATER TOO BLAHBLBHLA ABHLLBHBA HLBHABH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#jerking
#planning
#woodring-stairs-background
3,456 4/19/2008 now sure what they're talking about
deuce: NOW IT WILL PISS UNCONTROLLABLY pants: THEN I WILL NOT FUCK IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#piss
#typo
6,241 3/15/2016 now that's an oscillator
spigot: -. .-. .-. .-. .--. spigot: NOW THAT'S AN OSCILLATOR
spigot
#ham-radio
#morse-code
#nrrrp
#radio
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
4,115 2/16/2010 now that's just
pants: COCKS pants: NOW THAT'S JUST pants: YAY ROBOCOP IS ON
pants
#cocks
#pants-solo
#robocop
#woodring-field-background
4,683 10/14/2011 now that's just mean spirited
spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN DEUCE USED TO BE FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN-SPIRITED MISTER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
8,917 8/17/2023 now we are 25
pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY 25 YEARS HAD PASSED pants: EH WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I'M A LITTLE OLD MAN IN THIS YEAR OF THE LORD 2023 deuce: KYS pants: CELEBRATION IN THE FORM OF BONEQUEST.FM 24/7 FROM 8/17 TO 8/24 + BONEQUEST.GG NOW AVAILABLE FOR PLAY pants: PLAYING WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN IN THE TOMATO GARDEN, HAVING A HEART ATTACK, SLUMPING TO THE GROUND spigot: MY FAITH-BASED PENIS
#alt-text
#anniversary
#birthday-strip
#bonequest-fm
#bong
#bung-deuce-effigy-hanford-ozone-pants-spigot
#censored
#duck
#kill-yourself
#kys
#mountain-background
#penis
#spam
#the-godfather
#tomato
6,577 3/4/2017 now we just take a moment
spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU PLEASE ASK ME WHAT A VSR IS pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS A VSR spigot: IT'S A VERY STIFF ROD spigot: NOW WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT spigot: WE GET USED TO IT spigot: WE GET ACCLIMATED TO IT spigot: WE HEAR IT SO MANY TIMES IT'S LOST ANY HUMOROUS MEANING
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#spider-man
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
1,116 10/21/2001 now what
pants: CANNIBALISTIC HUMANOID UNDERGROUND DWELLER SYNDROME
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,584 9/18/2022 now who's gay
spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN :TRANSGENDER_FLAG: SYMBOLIZED A PERFECT SWIRL OF AQUAFRESH ON MY TOOTHBRUSH pants: PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ABUSE THE SYSTEM MAKE ME SICK deuce: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET UP A STRUGGLE SESSION FOR THIS pants: MAYBE WRAP ME IN A RUG UNTIL I CALM DOWN deuce: YOU'LL FREAK OUT AT FIRST SINCE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR ARMS BUT EVENTUALLY YOU'LL CALM DOWN pants: ANYTHING TO KEEP ME FROM FLAPPING INTO THE BARE LIGHTBULB
#angry-panel
#autism
#blue-background
#china
#coy-pants
#cultural-revolution
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#low-res
#moth
#rug
#trans
#ts
3,688 12/7/2008 now you tell him
deuce: DON'T TRIP AND CHOKE YOUR OWN COCK DOWN pants: NOW YOU TELL ME
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#white-background
7,649 2/28/2020 now you're talking
deuce: piss pants: now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about piss
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#exclamation-points
#piss
#urinal-background
4,242 6/29/2010 now you're thinking with portals
spigot: CHOCOLATE | SHOPPING | BATHING SUITS | NUTRASWEET | GAG FACTOR
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#nutrasweet
#portal
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,904 6/3/2012 now you've gone and done it
spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED
spigot
#deja-vu
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background

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