spigot: JUST CHUCK HER OUT ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE deuce: I SUGGEST ADDING A FLUORESCENT "TRASH/BASURA" STICKER

pants: K-RAZY deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!? deuce: [NEVER FOLLOWS UP ON COMMENT, DIES AGAIN] pants: OUT THE AIRLOCK I GO

pants: FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP BONK deuce: WE'RE SEEING HAIRSPRAY TOGETHER RIGHT pants: BLINK BLINK FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP OUT THE WINDOW

deuce: THE FREAKS ARE OUT TONIGHT spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY

spigot: assault with intent to rape, outercourse pants: is that where i cry and ask for cab money even though cabs aren't a thing anymore

pants: NOBODY CAN TELL I'M OBESE UNDER MY PUFFER VEST

spigot: WHOEVER _______ HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THAT WAS A ***LITTLE*** MORE INFORMATION THAN I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!!! spigot: WELL THANKS FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!!! LOL deuce: TOUCH IT spigot: I spigot: UH spigot: HOO BOY deuce: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT spigot: I WOULD REALLY RATHER spigot: LICK IT!!!!!!!!! ALGHLABHA deuce: BHGALHULUGHLUAG

spigot: HORDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE BUZZING AROUND THE FESTIVAL, FILLING OUT MORTGAGE LOANS, PREPARING THEIR TAXES spigot: TRANSPARENT PINK SUNGLASSES WITH PEARLS, MASSIVE BEJEWELED NECKLACES AND CAPS, LIME GREEN BELL-BOTTOMS AND SENSIBLE ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS FROM ROSS DRESS FOR LESS spigot: PULLING THE VIBE OUT OF MY MOUTH AND """SHIFTING""" IT TO MY REAR END

deuce: I'M RAPACIOUS deuce: IN THAT I RAPE

dick: BEETEN SIE OFFEN MIT MICH deuce: BEAT ME OFF WITH AN OVEN MIT!?!?!?!

pants: CAN I COOK YOU deuce: IN WHAT MANNER deuce: I MEAN WILL YOU PERHAPS SCRAMBLE ME OR POACH ME OR OVER EASY pants: BBQ-STYLE deuce: NO DEAL

deuce: KEEPING YOU WARM WITH MY FAT pants: OVERHEATING atandt: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS deuce: MAKING YOU LEARN ABOUT LIFE AND LOVE THE HARD WAY atandt: WHAT DO BED SORES HAVE TO DO WITH LOVE deuce: NOTHING THEY'RE JUST A BONUS

pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN pants: JUST pants: THAT pants: GAY spigot: *PONK* spurting_frog: DUDE THAT'S DATE RAPE call_the_enclave: FIRST POST leafblower: JACK ME OFF WITH THEM TITTIES REAL NICE LIKE OR I'LL CUT YOU BITCH

spigot: WILL U ACCEPTTHIS ROSE spigot: :ROSE: spigot: I'M OVER HERESTUPID deuce: :ROSE: spigot: THAT WAS A GAY TRAP FOR GAY TRAPS PROVING GAYS AND TRAPS CAN WORK TOGETHER

spigot: NEED A HYPNOSIS TAPE THAT HELPS ME STOP BREATHING THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO I DIE

pants: BEAT ME OFF deuce: N deuce: YOU'RE OVER YOUR BEATOFF QUOTA pants: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M AT 0.05% FOR THE MONTH pants: IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE ON THE BOARD pants: THE BIG BEATOFF BOARD deuce: YOU'RE READING THAT WRONG, YOU'RE AT 99.95%, THE 0.05% IS RESERVED FOR DIRE EMERGENCIES deuce: DO YOU WISH TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY pants: SIGH pants: NO pants: THAT WOULD BE WRO-- YES YES RED ALERT BEAT ME OFF

deuce: LOL @ CONVENTIONAL WISDOM pants: YOUR SO-CALLED SKY GOD deuce: HANGING MY BOTTOM OUT OF THE OVERTON WINDOW AND POOPING pants: T DEUCE POOP QUICK BECAUSE THAT WINDOW IS SLIDING deuce: I DON'T GET IT deuce: AND SCENE

spigot: I REALLY THINK YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING HOW MUCH I LIKE YOUR DOG SHIT SMOOSHED ALL OVER MY FACE

spigot: OVERPROMISING FROM THE GET-GO spigot: SETTING HIMSELF UP TO FAIL spigot: AS PREDICTED, A BAIT-AND-SWITCH spigot: AMBIEN spigot: NO LONGER REALLY INVESTED spigot: TRYING TO HIDE FROM US spigot: LEAVING CRYPTIC VOICEMAILS spigot: A BRIEF DISPLAY OF ENTHUSIASM TYPICAL OF THOSE RESIGNED TO SUICIDE spigot: CONFIRMATION OF SUICIDE spigot: INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ANY REASONABLE PLAN spigot: AND FINALLY PRETENDING SOMEONE ELSE WAS TYPING ALL THAT

deuce: TRIANGULATING YOUR GAYNESS deuce: GAYNESS FOUND

spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN spigot: MOTE BUTTER}ED SCONES PLEASE}}}}} CAN';T FEEL MY LEGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} : Now chatting in room #test on jerkplay.jerkcity.com (COCKS)

pants: OW OW OW THE TAIL OF THE COMET IS HOT OW OW OW SO IS THE OTHER END deuce: COMETS AREN'T HOT THEY'RE COL-- OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT I'M OW STARTING OW TO THINK OW THAT THIS OW ISN'T OW A COMET *OW*

pants: THE TASTE OF SEMEN AND THE CONSISTENCY OF A GARDEN SLUG?????????? pants: SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ozone: ASK THEM TO CALL AHEAD NEXT TIME

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: ONE OF THOSE REALLY SCARY PHONE CALLS ozone: OF COURSE I'M IN THE MIDWEST AT THE TIME ozone: LIKE IT MATTERS, LIKE ANYONE CARES ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !

pants: DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE ABOUT OZONE AND THE PIG spigot: I REALLY DID pants: I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT OZONE AND THE PIG SOME MORE spigot: I'M HERE FOR YOU pants: GOES IDLE FOR 17 HOURS

ozone: THERE ARE PIGS ACTIVELY LIVING IN THE YARD

spigot: PREMATURE EJACULATION ENCOURAGEMENT pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURGERS

spigot: premature ejaculation encouragement pants: huhhhhhhhhhhhhh burgers

deuce: WHO PUT ON THE PACHELBEL (THE GE SOFT LIGHTBULB SONG) spigot: YES FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD THE WORD SODOMY IS NEW AND FUNNY deuce: MMMMM spigot: PLEASE FUCKING CHOKE ON THESE TEN SHOTGUNS deuce: T SPIGOT BUT SODOMY IS STILL FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT BUT IT IS MORE LIKE AN OLD SHOE RATHER THAN A NEW WORD spigot: HANG AROUND THE LOSER NIN KLUB AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS spigot: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING BARELY LEGAL FOR APRIL deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT

deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO STRING ME UP pants: T DEUCE I DON'T HAVE A ROPE, A TREE, AN ANGRY MOB OR THE WILL deuce: QUITTER pants: T DEUCE BUT I HAVE A NECKTIE YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF WITH AND A CLOSET YOU CAN BEAT OFF IN deuce: DEAL pants: CAN WE CHANGE JERKCITY'S NAME TO PACIFIC AIR 121 IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA USE IT

pants: WITH OUR DICKS BEING PACKED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER TO FIT IN THE MOUTH deuce: I THINK WE ARE THE SAME PERSON (AGAIN) pants: OR ARE YOU AND I IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN deuce: AS IF THIS WERE SOME ANNOYING, ONEROUS EVENT pants: WHICH HAPPENS REPEATEDLY AND IS A DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE FOR ONE OR THE OTHER

deuce: I EAT A BURRITO AND INSTANTLY I FEEL A POO POKING deuce: CLEARLY MY ENTIRE ALIMENTARY CANAL IS PACKED WITH SHIT

deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR PACKET LOSS spigot: LIKE WHEN I STEP ON A KETCHUP THING AND IT SQUIRTS ON A LADY spigot: I NEVER WANT THE PANDEMIC TO BE OVER, I WANT TO STAY AT HOME FOREVER AND I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO DIE AND BE DEAD spigot: IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND FAIR THAT I CAN'T SEE ANYONE'S STUPID FACE ANYMORE AND NOBODY CAN SEE MINE spigot: WE SHOULD OPEN SCHOOLS THOUGH, LET'S GET THOSE KIDS BACK INTO CROWDED HOSPITAL PARKING LOTS spigot: AND CHURCHES CAN STAY OPEN RE: HEAVEN deuce: ALSO SERIOUSLY TIRED OF SMELLING CAT PISS spigot: DID YOU CHECK THE CAT deuce: WHAT CAT

spigot: OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY spigot: I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT deuce: SHIT

pants: EXPLANATION OF BENEFITS pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL pants: PLEASE RETAIN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE pants: OR WRITE TO THE ADDRESS SHOWN BELOW : production@jerkcity.com

pants: I CANNOT STOP BREAKDANCING spigot: T PANTS TRY POPPING

pants: PRESS PAGEUP TO JOIN THE HOMOTECH SQUAD ???? deuce: HOLY GOD pants: I WANNA LIVE deuce: WHAT KIND OF SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS THIS pants: WON'T PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME FOR BEING A NURSE deuce: ONLY IF YOU WEAR THE OUTFIT

pants: I STILL DON'T SEE WHAT HUFFING THIS PAINT-SOAKED RAG IS FUN

pants: i can't wait to paint minatures and suck dick deuce: and you're all out of miniatures pants: also paint, brushes, newspaper to protect the table surface

spigot: TICKLE MY BALLS WITH A PALM FRONDS AND TELL ME IT'S THE FORCE deuce: WELL LET'S JUST SAY THE FORCE IS AWAKENING

deuce: IS THAT PAM GRIER atandt: COCKS deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ANSWER atandt: COCKS

spigot: WILL PAMELA SUE AND TOMMY LEE NEVER MAKE UP

pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES spigot: WHO WANTS PANCAKES effigy: WHO WANTS PANCAKES deuce: WHO WANTS PANCAKES pants: PANCAKES spigot: PANCAKES deuce: PANCAKES effigy: TOO MANY PANCAKES

deuce: PAN PAN deuce: I MAY HAVE TO POO (SOON)

spigot: IS THAT SOYLENT MEAL REPLACEMENT STUFF JUST PANCAKE BATTER pants: A TOY FOR THE BIRDS

deuce: T SPIGOT I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU spigot: I FEEL LIKE I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THAT pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES

pants: HOW ABOUT MORE PANCAKES spigot: THE ONLY THING I NEED ARE MORE FUCKING COCKS spigot: T PANTS I WAS SO STONED I DIDN'T NOTICE THE SAME PEOPLE GETTING IN LINE AGAIN AND AGAIN spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING pants: PANCAKES WITH A SPOONFUL OF RICH JIZZY FILLING TUCKED INSIDE (A SPECIAL TREAT FOR WEEKEND BRUNCH)

spigot: T PANTS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PANCAKES FOR A HAM PLATTER spigot: OR BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: -> YOU HAVE ENTERED A SMALL GAY TAVERN <-

pants: PANEL 1 pants: PANEL 2 atandt: THIS IS WORKING OUT NICELY pants: PANEL 3 atandt: GOOD pants: PANEL FOUR ??? atandt: THAT'S RIGHT GO ON pants: THAT WOULD MAKE THIS PANEL FIVE atandt: PLEASE CONTINUE pants: COCKSUCKING ??? atandt: UH pants: SERIOUSLY, LET'S WEIGH THE OPTIONS: CONTINUE CHECKING PANELS OR ... COCKSUCKING pants: BAULGAGHLUAHG atandt: HALUGHULAHLAG

pants: WE'RE SURROUNDED pants: WE'RE GOING DOWN pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL deuce: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER

spigot: DO I WANT A JERKOFF ROOM IN MY PANIC ROOM OR A PANIC ROOM IN MY JERKOFF ROOM deuce: IT'S PANIC/JERKOFF ROOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN pants: BOTH??? deuce: THEY ALTERNATE, IDIOT

pants: WHO WANTSPANCAKES spigot: SHUT THEFUCK UP pants: PAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKES pants: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING spigot: HOLDING MY BREATHUNTIL YOU DIE

deuce: SOMEONE DIDN'T LOG OUT THIS MORNING spigot: PANTLOAD

deuce: I LIKE DICK ????? DO YOU pants: I DO pants: HELLO OVER THERE deuce: YOUR RESPONSE WAS LOST IN THE MOUNTAIN OF SPAM AND DOS ATTACKS pants: HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME ??? HELLO ?!? [X] I LIKE DICK <--- SEE !!! I CHECKED THE BOX

deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ANGER IT deuce: OR DRAW ITS ATTENTION deuce: OR CALL OUT TO IT deuce: OR MAKE ANY NOISE deuce: OR BREATHE deuce: OR EXIST pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SORRY deuce: *** YOU HAVE DIED ***

pants: I CAN'T FIT MY OWN DICK IN MY OWN-- pants: NEVER MIND pants: NEVER pants: YOU pants: MIND

pants: ACTIVATING IPV4 PACKET FORWARDING pants: STARTING RPC.PORTMAP pants: MOUNTING REMOTE FILE SYSTEMS pants: STARTING SYSLOG, INETD, SSHD AND LPD FOR SOME REASON pants: LOADING THE IBCS MODULE (IN A VERY GAY WAY) pants: APACHE START: HTTPD STARTED pants: RUNNING GPM pants: HURRAY I BOOTED

:i: THE STILLNESS HERE. :i: TIRED OF EARTH. :i: TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES. :they: THEIR LABORS ARE TO BUILD A HEAVEN :yet: HEAVEN IS POPULATED WITH HORRORS. pants: OH MY GOD THERE'S A DICK LITERALLY 100 METERS AWAY

pants: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE THINKS MY MOUTH IS A URINAL

pants: JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME ... pants: ... I AM WILLING TO BE GAY WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU pants: PASS IT ON

pants: OKQY THIS IS TOO PQINFUL 8REM STUPID FRENCH KEYBOQRDS9

pants: YES HI IT'S ME PANTS FROM JER-- BONEQUEST pants: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING pants: PERHAPS HE WOULD BE VERY ATTRACTIVE AND SMELL NICE pants: BUT STILL A MONSTER

pants: ALL CAPS, SCREAMING AT THE CEILING pants: IN THIS HOUSE WE SIT UP STRAIGHT WHEN RACHEL MADDOW IS ON pants: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LICK IT pants: SPAZZING OUT IN THE JUNIOR HIGH LOCKER ROOM pants: SERVING CUNT TO THE MAILMAN pants: HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS HUALGHLAGHLAG pants: THE SAME TIRED OBSERVATIONS ABOUT COCKS AND BALLS, OVER AND OVER, AMEN pants: TIRED

deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: COME IN PANTS pants: EARTH THIS IS PANTS GHUALGAGHLAG GLAGHALUGHG *BEEP*

first uncredited woman: MY CUNT GLOWS YELLOW second uncredited woman: I ALMOST CRASHED INTO A TREE pants: BITCHES LEAVE NOW

.(pants): I LICK DICK pants: PSSST pants: I LICK DICK deuce: T PANTS YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM EXPRESSING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS

pants: NUGGGGGGGGH pants: I AM LEAVING FOR CONSTANTINOPLE TONIGHT

pants: ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY GAVE ME HALF-A-STAR

pants: POKING THE INSIDES WITH A STICK pants: WATCHING THEM SHIVER pants: THEN EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

pants: WE WERE FUNNING AROUND YOUR HONOR pants: DOCTORS SAY SHE WON'T WALK AGAIN BUT PROSTITUTES DON'T NEED TO WALK pants: THEY DO??? pants: I THOUGHT THEY COULD INCHWORM AROUND pants: I DON'T LIKE THIS COURTROOM SCENE pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAY BLACK COP ON THE SHIELD INSTEAD deuce: HE'S REALLY GAY pants: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW GODDAMN GAY HE IS deuce: CAN I GO NOW

pants: LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY pants: YOU GO FIRST pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

spigot: T PANTS LEAVING CANDY ON THE KITCHEN TABLE EARNS UP TO 100 PANTS POINTS pants: T SPIGOT WHAT ARE PANTS POINTS REDEEMABLE FOR spigot: PANTS REWARDS

pants: HE EAR AND A WORTHY MAN HE IS, AND A MAN A TARTAR T HE WAS THE STERNEST AND MOST SEVERE ALL ROUND SLATES. SCRAPS OF OLD COPY-BOOKS CAME FORTH WITH A FULL OF SKELETONS SWARMING ALL CONTENT-TYPE: GIF; V1AGRA SUPER HARD P3N1S VISA/MC

deuce: HANDS UP WHO JERKS OFF TO CHARLIZE THERON : PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND deuce: T PANTS I AM CHARLIZE THERON pants: I SUCK COCK YOU KNOW deuce: I SEE

pants: THE GIANT SPIDER IS JUST INTO SITTING STILL AND SIGHING !!! I WILL PET HIM !!!! OW OW pants: OW OW HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE A DICK I CAN LICK OW OW OW pants: TOO MANY

pants: feelin' kinda cruisy pants: who should i call??? pants: buck rogers??? pants: superman??? pants: terry & the pirates??? pants: tailspin tommy??? pants: mandrake the magician??? pants: brick bradford??? pants: dick tracy??? pants: prince valiant??? pants: the katzenjammer kids???/

pants: JESUS IS PRACTICALLY COMMANDING ME TO LIFT HIS ROBE deuce: WELL deuce: YOU'D BETTER DO IT deuce: HE HAS A WICKED MEAN BITE

pants: WELL I TAMED THE BONER MONSTER !!! WHO WANTS TO PET IT

pants: A SERIES OF DISGUSTING FARTS FILLED THE ROOM deuce: PANTS-MADE FARTS

pants: I WANT TO BRING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF ALTERNATE REALITIES SO I CAN MEET STRAIGHT PANTS, COP PANTS, MARINE PANTS, MUSTACHE PANTS, BLACK PANTS, PANTS THE BOXER AND PANTS, FRIEND OF ANIMALS pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP pants: HIPSTER PANTS, RUNNING BACK PANTS (NOT NFL GOOD BUT PROFESSIONAL), ROCK STAR PANTS, TWITTER CELEBRITY PANTS, SECURITY GUARD-AS-A-CAREER PANTS, BROOKLYN PANTS, CANADA PANTS, FAT PANTS, FATTER PANTS deuce: B-B-BUT

spigot: T DEUCE HELP ME THINK OF A REASON WHY PANTS' PEPPERONI HOT POCKETS WOULD BE MISSING FROM THE FREEZER THAT DOESN'T POINT TO ME spigot: SO FAR I'VE THOUGHT OF "DEUCE ATE THEM"

pants: PANTIES pants: PANTY-LINERS pants: A GARDEN HOSE GOES UP MY ASS

pants: PAP SMEARS FOR ALL : PANTS LEFT THE ROOM. deuce: PHEW deuce: PERSONALLY I NEVER LIKED HIS PAP SMEARS I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE DID A LOUSY JOB

spigot: HI I'M MARILYN VOS SAVANT, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN ME SUCKING DICK IN "PARADE" spigot: I'M THE WORLD'S MOST BRILLIANT WOMAN AND I CAN'T STOP WITH THE JIZZ ALL OVER THE FACE spigot: PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN ME NEXT TO BILL HOEST'S "THE LAUGH PARADE"

spigot: A-SEVENTY SIX spigot: TROM spigot: BONES spigot: IN THE spigot: TACKLED

spigot: PARDON ME BUT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND

atandt: FOLKS WE'RE DOING SOME REMODELING atandt: I HAVE ISSUES WITH MY FATNESS, MY GAYNESS, MY LOCH NESS MONSTER

pants: MY KNUCKLES HURT pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE OUT TO PARTY WITH MUPPETS pants: THANKS TO PARIS THE DIPSHIT I HAD TO CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER

spigot: AND HE SUCKED IT, HE DIDN'T SLIP ON IT OR JUST LOOK AT IT THROUGH A WINDOW

pants: WHAT TIME IS OUR COSPLAY DINNER AND WHAT PARKING LOT WILL WE BE COSPLAYING IN deuce: NaN

spigot: I BUILT A PARTICLE COLLIDER IN MY SOCK

spigot: FUCKING YOUR STUPID PANSY FACE AND STOMPING IT INTO THE MUD spigot: PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN AND BREAKING NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT THREE BROOMS spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND RUINING YOUR CONNECTIVITY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER pants: I SENSE ANGER

spigot: PINK HEARTS spigot: YELLOW MOONS spigot: ORANGE STARS spigot: GREEN CLOVERS spigot: BLUE DIAMONDS spigot: PURPLE BRUISES spigot: FAT BONERS spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS CEREAL ANYMORE

dick: I AM A RADIOMETER AND I SPIN NOT BECAUSE OF THE PARTICLE-LIKE NATURE OF LIGHT

pants: HERE'S THE DEAL pants: LEAN IN ALL CLOSE TO ME AND SHIT SO I CAN WHISPER pants: YOU DISTRACT THE TRANSIT COPS WITH A "PARTY CAR" AND I'LL EXPOSE MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE CONFUSION !!! [REDACTED] BUT ME

deuce: I'm a Pascal string spigot: crispy . . . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: (wait for it) spigot: times two deuce: fuck my brown ass

spigot: folks: when i say i need to "pass" on a meeting, it's not an invitation to reschedule the meeting

spigot: ROCCO'S FAVORITE REFACTORING TECHNIQUES 4 deuce: GIANNA MICHAELS TEACHES TYPING