schrodinger's pizza

"schrodinger's pizza" | Saturday, January 9, 1999 | No. 100
spigot: UM, I DO NOT REMEMBER EATING THE LAST BITE OF PIZZA SO IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I AM NOT SITTING ON IT!!!!!!!!! IT DID NOT WALK AWAY!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THIS MORNING'S EMPTY BOX
spigot: NOT THIS EVENING'S DOUBLE-BOX WITH BREADSTICKS POUCH / DIPPING SAUCES
deuce: IT IS SCHRODINGER'S PIZZA AND IS NEITHER IN YOUR APARTMENT NOR OUT OF IT AND YET BOTH AT THE SAME TIME







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"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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