the great pumpkin

"the great pumpkin" | Saturday, July 14, 2001 | No. 1,020
spigot: I HAVE CHECKERBOARD MARKS ON MY ASS AND LEGS AND FACE AND BALLS AND WHATEVER OTHER PARTS OF ME WERE INVOLVED IN HALLOWEEN QUEERNESS LAST NIGHT
spigot: BY THE WAY THE "GREAT PUMPKIN" TURNS OUT TO BE FALSE ADVERTISING







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