masturbating to battlefield earth

"masturbating to battlefield earth" | Friday, August 3, 2001 | No. 1,037
pants: REALLY DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE TO/DURING BATTLEFIELD EARTH
deuce: YOU NEED TO PLUG YOUR EARS AND EYES AND BASICALLY BE A LARVA







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