rug monsters

"rug monsters" | Friday, August 24, 2001 | No. 1,058
pants: GOD LOVES A COCKSUCKER SUCH AS MYSELF
deuce: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE REALLY DOES
pants: T DEUCE WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING
deuce: T PANTS I DON'T WANT THE RUG MONSTERS TO FIND ME IN HERE (TOILET)







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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