donation

"donation" | Tuesday, January 19, 1999 | No. 106
rands: I WOULD LIKE POINT OUT THAT I WILL BE DONATING THIS HALF-FULL CUP OF COFFEE TO FIGHT AIDS
deuce: BY SPLASHING IT ON SOME AIDS PATIENTS' LAP (HOPEFULLY IT IS HOT)
deuce: CHIN UP !!! I'VE JUST TAKEN YOUR MIND OFF OF YOUR AIDS FOR TEN SECONDS (WHILE YOU SHOUTED AND YELPED...
deuce: ...IN PAIN AT YOUR SCALDED NUTS)
spigot: THESE PATIENTS DON'T NEED A FRIEND!!!!!!! THEY NEED A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!
spigot: CLAMPING THE CLOWN NOSE ON MY DONG AND LOOKING FOR ANYONE ELDERLY/COMATOSE
deuce: GOD BLESS THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS







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