candling

"candling" | Monday, October 8, 2001 | No. 1,103
pants: IT IS LATE
deuce: YES
deuce: YES IT IS
pants: SOON I WILL BE A GREAT BIG FAGGY PUMPKIN (MIDNIGHT)
deuce: HOLY GOD PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO (CARVING YOU, PUTTING A CANDLE INSIDE YOU)
pants: URP
pants: I AM BEING CANDLED
deuce: (BUSY CANDLING YOU)
pants: WICK END UP PLZ
deuce: THAT'S MY FUCKING DECISION (CANDLING)







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