there are no prizes involved

"there are no prizes involved" | Wednesday, December 26, 2001 | No. 1,182
pants: GODAWFUL PISS DRINKING CONTESTS THAT GO ON FOR DAYS AND DAYS
deuce: THEY'RE NOT PISS DRINKING CONTESTS AS MUCH AS JUST ATTEMPTS TO DRINK AS MUCH PISS AS POSSIBLE
deuce: THERE ARE NO PRIZES INVOLVED THIS IS JUST A WAY OF LIFE FOR THE PARTICIPANTS
pants: SPUTTER
pants: CURSE YOU







Tomorrow
"the most beautiful girl" starring deuce and pants




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