what can i do

"what can i do" | Saturday, January 12, 2002 | No. 1,199
spigot: I'M A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S ANGERED BY SPAM!!! WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: I'M A USELESS HOUSEWIFE WHO'D LIKE TO GET A WEB PAGE!!! WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: I'M A GRAD STUDENT WHO'D LIKE TO BRING EMAIL TO THIRD-WORLD CULTURES. WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST







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