try as i might

"try as i might" | Monday, January 28, 2002 | No. 1,215
spigot: TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS
spigot: I'LL JUST CHALK IT UP TO INEXPERIENCE
spigot: MY MOUTH IS SORE, YES, BUT I'LL HAVE NO MORE CURIOSITY ABOUT THIS BIZARRE COVER-UP
spigot: ALSO MY MOUTH IS NOT A COIN-OP
spigot: I'M NOT ON HERE FOR MY HEALTH YOU DUMB FUCKS
spigot: ARRRRRR I'M PEG-LEG PETE
spigot: ALL RIGHT PANSY PETE
spigot: DOWN AND OUT IN JERKCITY







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