mars

"mars" | Monday, February 25, 2002 | No. 1,243
deuce: T PANTS WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE NINE EYES OF YOURS FUCKO
pants: T DEUCE I'M FROM MARS
deuce: T PANTS I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "ALL THE BETTER TO SUCK YOU WITH"
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD WANT TO ADD "MY DEAR" TO THAT AND THEN IT'S TOO LONG
pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG NOW







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