top five percent

"top five percent" | Sunday, March 24, 2002 | No. 1,270
spigot: WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER
deuce: I HAVE SOME HANDY
spigot: THEN YOU ARE TRULY IN MY TOP 5% OF ALL WEBSITES







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