here comes the birthday boy

"here comes the birthday boy" | Sunday, May 19, 2002 | No. 1,326
spigot: T DEUCE WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
deuce: T SPIGOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING
deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
spigot: HONKING IT







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